I think if you shoplift over $100 they can slap you with a felony, not to mention that theft and dishonestly misdemeanors will also bar you from a lot of jobs and apartments. All of that stuff if shit quality I'm gonna laugh when hipster can't get a job to wear his bow ties and can't earn money to put into his purse.
Not even the fucking MPAA actually believes this.
Gotta keep those loss prevention officers employed.
I knew a fat girl who was a compulsive thief.
Oh dude I will be so jelly that you have a pile of stupid crap and niknaks. I'm stuck by the low actual value of the things they're shoplifting, not that I think they'll ever realize it but losing employability over some bow ties that cost a dollar to make and a dollar to get to the USA. You didn't steal $120 worth of bow ties... you stole 6 dollars worth of bow ties, sorry. Your 100 dollar makeup is literally dirt and industrial byproducts, it costs $100 because it's a luxury product for women.
So much of this stuff is so worthless that if it's not sold it's destroyed. It'd be funny to take one of their $1000 hauls and show them where the same junk can be had for $100 online.