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The Ultimate Ramotith said:
In this long post, a Brazilian talks about how people form the United States expect/force everyone to know abou the United States while not extending that same courtesy to ther countries.
(Note: the replies are in reverse chronological order in this post. The reply that starts with 'ho boy absolutely nothing positive will come of this ask but ok sure here we go' is the first reply.)

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Holy shit this woman is hysterical. Yet compulsively readable, I'll give her that. I feel like I have a retarded lesbian Latina doctor screaming directly in my face. I mean she has some fair points but she could express them in a less hysterical way. Imagine writing this much self indulgent linguistic diarrhea. She always uses her subjective emotions as evidence and let's her emotions speak louder than the actual arguments.
 
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The Ultimate Ramotith said:
and i start to think about my dad, how he lost friends and family to concentration camps designed by the usa military to eradicate anyone who dared to think differently in latinamerica
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Translation: Her father was a filthy comunist guerrilla terrorist.

Opinion Discarded right there. She might as well be trying to summon sympathy for ISIS
 
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I know crazy shit happens in Latin America but some of her claims are so OTT and it just rings the shit that never happened alarm bells in my brain.
but sometimes when you go and say “i wish we could be more understanding” i think. dilma’s jaw, a baby in blood, a colleague so severely dismembered that the firefighters could only identify them by a leftover piece of brain. and yet, after all this trauma, after dealing with all this grief, after wandering around not sure where to go, after crying, after vomiting, after the panic attacks, after being born in a place that kills you when you stay but aches when you leave, after so many names of black boys murdered in the favelas i’ve lost count, after the death threats, after the nightmares-
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Damnit Jim said:
I found this hilarious.

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Alright so let's see here. Boyfriend drove out to New Mexico to get you out of an "abusive situation", apparently came out with absolutely no money or plan or an intention to go back, since he's apparently getting it registered in New Mexico. (Or, just as likely, this is someone who has no clue how the adult world works and doesn't realize you don't need to register a car in a state just to drive it around or get it fixed.) Neither of you can scrape up $220 but he's somehow getting you out of an abusive situation... what're you gonna do, live in the van? Also he's not "trapped" at the mechanic's, they're not gonna hold him there at gunpoint, they're gonna just hold his van. (I suppose there's a decent chance the boyfriend is a hambeast and couldn't even walk to the sidewalk without having a coronary, but he's still not trapped there.)

The amount of detail and the fact that they're stressing over and over "We just need this much!" while also shilling about how they'll have no money for the next three weeks is such a painfully pathetic panhandler tale. The internet equivalent of "My car broke down and I just need five dollars to get across town to see my terribly sick mother".
 
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