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Oh look, I found a divine-kin on a site that isn't Tumblr.

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So when you encounter someone who doesn't agree with you, instead of arguing your side like a rational human being you fantasize about raping them to death.
Tumblr is the only place where you can talk about raping people to death for having a different opinion than you and still act like you have the moral high ground.
 
Tumblr is the only place where you can talk about raping people to death for having a different opinion than you and still act like you have the moral high ground.

I don't know how else you can be so transparently repressed in your fetishes.

They might even out-do Dragondicks.
 
I thought dragons were creatures that ate livestock or human sacrifices, not diamonds. Where did the whole diamond and gem thing surface? Oh wait, Tumblr.

I know it's a plot point in MLP, but I wouldn't be surprised if it existed before that.

If these people are REAL dragons, they should be kidnapping princesses. I'd love to see them try to explain that to the authorities.

"What are their demands?"
"They refuse to negotiate with anyone besides a knight in shining armor."
 
https://thsppl.com/white-men-are-unimpressive-439c444b5ae

I didn't know where else to put this, but it's being retumbled (retumblered?) a lot, and I hate it. Really? All white people accomplishments are unimpressive?
tumblr is pretty much the "what have the romans done for us" sketch from the life of brian on loop.
except when someone points out something, they get met with
OMG MUH TRIGGERS I HOPE YOU GET RAPED OMG YOU RAPIST XD IM DYING GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU EVIL CIS SCUM BITCH FAGGOT
 
The Rick & Morty fandom on Tumblr is currently losing its collective shit. One of the creators tweeted that there might be an alternate universe where Rick and Morty have a romantic relationship as a joke. The tumblrinas decided that he had raped them and were triggered into oblivion.

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The creator's response;
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The Rick & Morty fandom on Tumblr is currently losing its collective shit. One of the creators tweeted that there might be an alternate universe where Rick and Morty have a romantic relationship as a joke. The tumblrinas decided that he had raped them and were triggered into oblivion.

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The creator's response;
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I'm fucking dying
I have yet to watch the new Rick and Morty season, but this is making me wanna do that right now
 
"No 'healthy' relationship between an adult and a minor."

Did their parents hate them?
 
Have these people even -watched- Rick and Morty?
I haven't seen that many episodes of it but I know within the first few episodes, they've already made several jokes about Morty having to shove stuff up his ass or being nearly raped by a jelly bean king in a bathroom.

So, all of that, in the actual show, is absolutely fine, but the creator making a sarcastic joke about Rick and Morty being a romantic couple just totally crosses the line?
 
Have these people even -watched- Rick and Morty?
I haven't seen that many episodes of it but I know within the first few episodes, they've already made several jokes about Morty having to shove stuff up his ass or being nearly raped by a jelly bean king in a bathroom.

Trust me, there was much triggering over the jellybean rapist.

I love Justin Roiland even more now, though, holy shit.
 
The screenshot in particular that he was responding to is also pretty great. The joke was prompted in the first place by some Tumblrite trying to get him to condemn that particular ship for pedophilia, and the hivemind is having a meltdown over him not giving much of a shit.
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Justin Roiland, you are a beautiful, magnificent bastard! I love you.

On a side note- It's funny how the "seerofsarcasm" doesn't seem to recognize a sarcastic joke when she/he/xie sees one. Best change your username to "seerofunhealthyliteralism".
 
I know it's a plot point in MLP, but I wouldn't be surprised if it existed before that.

It did in D&D. A number of dragon types associated with minerals eat gems. Otherwise, I can't find anything obvious.

There's a trope on eating things like this. I'm not seeing any alternatives, except maybe this ancient Rankin/Bass thing from 1986.

Considering the post is from tumblr, though, I would go with the most recent and autistic possibility as being most likely.
 
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