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If anything, this just really makes me want to follow Justin Roiland and Alix Hirsch on Twitter.
I'm already following Hirch and I rather like his comments.

But seriously though, Tumblr IS perpetually offended. By getting offended over people pointing that out, they're merely proving their point, that Tumblr is easily offended. :P
 
Her description is on the nose:

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The jokes write themselves.

She's 23? I might be able to forgive her if she was a teenager, but at 23, you should know better and realize that most of what Tumblr spews is bullshit. At least I hope.
 
I'm already following Hirch and I rather like his comments.

But seriously though, Tumblr IS perpetually offended. By getting offended over people pointing that out, they're merely proving their point, that Tumblr is easily offended. :P

Tumblr will get offended over literally nothing.

Not the metaphorically literal either. They actually did that once.

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This post was titled "Halloween Tips for People with Psychosis"
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That first one makes sense if you do have vivid hallucinations, and the screamer one is fine too, but.. if you're that sensitive to psychotic episodes why would you want to go to a haunted house in the first place? Or a Halloween party? Maybe just stay at home.
 
This post was titled "Halloween Tips for People with Psychosis"
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That first one makes sense if you do have vivid hallucinations, and the screamer one is fine too, but.. if you're that sensitive to psychotic episodes why would you want to go to a haunted house in the first place? Or a Halloween party? Maybe just stay at home.
If you have frequent panic attacks, what the hell were you doing at a haunted house?
Waiting for something to happen so you could bitch on tumblr?
 
If you have frequent panic attacks, what the hell were you doing at a haunted house?
Waiting for something to happen so you could bitch on tumblr?
Weeeeeeell to be fair some panic attacks happen at random with no real trigger, so one could go to a haunted house five times and have no trouble, but have a random one at the sixth visit. Slight powerleveling here but when I worked at a haunted house we had a system where if someone did start to panic we'd just let them walk through the attraction with no scares.
Psychotic episodes or paranoia caused by seeing scary things, though? You'd think to avoid haunted houses in the first place.
 
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"So, what do you think of the weather tod--"
"How dare you think you're allowed to speak to me, peasant."

I can understand being a social potato and not wanting to talk to people, but this takes that to a whole new level. I didn't know guys needed to get consent just to talk to girls. Apparently they've been raping poor wymynz more than I thought. Now someone's going to draft up a consent form to have the cute barista at the corner Starbucks sign before he tries to chat her up while she's making my next latte.
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Why not tits? Every artist has their own interpretations as to what they see.
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"So, what do you think of the weather tod--"
"How dare you think you're allowed to speak to me, peasant."

I can understand being a social potato and not wanting to talk to people, but this takes that to a whole new level. I didn't know guys needed to get consent just to talk to girls. Apparently they've been raping poor wymynz more than I thought. Now someone's going to draft up a consent form to have the cute barista at the corner Starbucks sign before he try to chat her up while she's making my next latte.
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People can be dicks to others, no matter what anybody's interested in. So yeah.

With the first one, all I have to say is: wow, what a bitch.
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Why not tits? Every artist has their own interpretations as to what they see.

All I have to say is: Wow, what a bitch.
 
So are fat women oppressed, or are we supposed to envy them? No one wants to be oppressed. Ergo, either we shouldn't want to be like you, or you're not oppressed. Fucking pick one.
I know this phrase is especially hard to hear for this demographic, but you can't have your cake and eat it too.
 
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