random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Law]

Wait, the Albino babies are full of gold?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I envy those people who can smoke a pack of ciggies on a night out and then don’t smoke for the next 6 months. Give me 1 smoke and nek minnit I’ll be sucking trannies off behind the bus stop for a huff of petrol from the homeless abo who plays Rose Tattoo on guitar out the front of the local Woolies.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

WHERE THE FUCK DID THEIR HUCKLEBERRY LEMONADE GO

 

[Law]

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cumthieves across Asia and your IP is being traced right now

 

[KiwiFuzz]

not even the entire internet in concert can take down kiwifarms, even though it is the only source for updates on the anus of Trent

I love armchair stinkditch mechanics

On the other hand, AGP perverts coping with stinkditches that reconnected to the intestines that make them fart uncontrollably out of the fake hole and stink like shit and decay all the time are hilarious.

This is why you eat your twin in the womb. Thoroughly.

She was sold to Seth Rogen. He...did things to her. She'll never be the same.

We oppress women, but we aren't even doing it optimally

Do they actually expect people not to molest statues?

PL: I'm lucky that I haven't been kicked out of MoMA yet.

Imagine eating boneless chicken wings. What kind of faggot doesn't enjoy gnawing at the bones, cracking them with your teeth and sucking out the marrow? If you purchase boneless chicken products you deserve to be scammed by whoever you're buying them from for being such a bitch ass nigger.

This proves that you have indeed cannibalized a person before. I applaud your gusto even though humans are not preferred food.

also i hope people understand why i think pregnancy is a fucking terrifying process now

i too like cucking niggers for the voices in my head

They just want to fight for FREDOM for all trans queers, you bigot! E

Being a hate filled hardcore bitch is perfectly within one's rights, if I'm not mistaken.

Kevin: YOU CANNOT STOP US THE QUEER POWER OF COLLECTIVE ACTION WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH OVER FASCISTS AND LIBERATE US FROM CAPITALISM
Some Dude: The Last Jedi is not the best Star Wars movie.
Kevin: HELP POLICE MY QUEER FAMILY IS UNDER SIEGE

 

[Zero Day Defense]

President Joe Biden is pushing regulations that could force Wallace's stinky situation upon millions of Americans.

 

[Table Country]

my personal head canon is that while in an elevator, someone made a crack at Nomura along the lines of "What's next? Is the player going to be Xehanort too?", and he took that very personally.

The Tendies War of 2023 shall come to be known for its many sacrifices.

"Their suffering was great, to ensure we'd have tendies on our plate."

Molesting the Decapitated reacted to your post in the thread What would you do if her mouth said no but her eyes said yes? with Feels.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

sperging at users named “Ralph’s Bifurcated Gunt” and “Josh’s Broke Penis”

 

[Quickfix]

Congrats, cheese dick, you just made scuba diving gay.

 

[PoisonedBun]

I have talked to people on this website that I am convinced have complete street level mental databases of which exact prejudice to apply to any situation.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Not that long ago I was having a conversation with a friend in Canada and he told me "My buddy is schizo, fetal alcohol baby, and a smack addict. He hears reruns of the tv show Nightrider with David Hasslehoff in lieu of psychotic hallucinations, especially when he smokes Indica"

wish I was making this up

 

[HERE YOU GO]

This person is so optimistic that I think I can sell him a few dozen bridges made of rainbows.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I can't even fucking threaten to shove brooms up people's asses like I used to, and my shit was pretty fucking tame, we are lesser than we were.

 

[My Name is Mud]

I still why birds is spying this website because of tranny has came

 

[Meat Target]

Fuck off hypothetical space niggers. We're full. You can crash on the moon if you want to.

 

[NoReturn]

The Samurai tradition of Seppuku always seemed to me incomprehensible, alien, and senseless as a Westerner. The Biblical concepts of "sins of the father" and sacredness of life ingrained in me, as well as the heavily individualistic American mindset, were completely incompatible with the concept of killing oneself to prerserve honor. Forgiveness and redemption are paramount and the cornerstones of Christianity, after all. Even more baffling was killing oneself to preserve your family's honor, being held responsible to that extent for the choices and iniquities of others.

Having seen this disgusting freak and then hypothetically put myself in the position of his father, I can now say that I genuinely get it. I wouldn't know how else to make amends for what I had sired and unleashed upon the world. Nothing else could show my genuine regret and shame to my countrymen. There is no other action capable of sincerely expressing my profound remorse. I am and was responsible for the outcome of that thing, and now society must pay the price.

I'm not advocating for the practice of Seppuku by any means, but for the first time in my life, I understand.

 

[Ken Barlow]

...Some of us ACTUALLY have shit to do and people to fuck. Like your mom....

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Yo, I hope niggas I don’t like get anal raped by a ton of gays, their assholes full of sperm as they are like “ooohhh, nooo… my anus” struggling not to drop the massive loads from their rectum into the jailhouse pavement to be mocked.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

Imagine a world where there's nothing but people who take Dyn's bait seriously

Doesn't it have a scene where the main character masturbates while vomiting? I've heard this but haven't bothered reading it because it's a million page fucking fallout mlp crossover. I don't think it's worth your time.

Looks like I know where to go to find my cute tomboy autistic femcel girl friend

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

As a top-ranked skiller, they were notorious among players for criticising changes to the game that "devalued" all the time they had spent cleaning lamps

From an article about an autist whose RuneScape account was hacked.