random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He seems depressed, I see him arguing with people in the comments from time to time.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Those are the most autistic images I've ever seen in my life, and not only have I read Sonichu and most of the Chris Chan encyclopaedia, I look in the mirror every fucking morning.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

And I get that nuggets are people too and would want to get laid or find love. But I'd still wonder about the motivations of the person fucking the nugget.

Considering it's a major porn tag, I think it's cursed. No sex for nuggets, ever.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Probably grew up as a PlayStationfag during his childhood. Would explain the soy.

 

[Pedophobe]

Samantha special:

Also if Kiwifarmers can handle me and you can't, there's something wrong with you and not me. :/

Don't try to trigger a manic response, you have NO IDEA how dangerous a schizophrenic episode can get. triggering one is a bad idea. Just leave the subject alone.

Just because I am a faster typist than you are doesn't mean you need to go calling me names like the N word.

 

[Deep Noise]

From the Samantha thread too

Ma'am, you're on KiwiFarms. I can see you right there.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

When episode two introduces the resident little kid, she's not impossibly sexy but just... looks like a kid. These are characters I can imagine people getting attracted to.

 

[Peenix]

We're not always manic, we're not always insane. we have periods where we are normal, and where we are able to tell reality from insanity. If you actually looked up Schizophrenia, you'd know this.

 

[notorietus]

I didn’t self dox, I blame racism for that.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Ethan Ralph will go down in history as a trailblazer for all niggerkind.

 

[Gentlebastard]

God tells me in my cryptic hyperborean christofascist dreams that we should give both of them enough nukes so they can wipe each other out.

Okay so, if I get the AI to say nigger was it me that said it or was it the computer that did the dastardly deed?

Hollercaust 2: Holler Back Harder.

Chat is important though. People still want to chat even if there is no chat. If there is no chat to chat in, what do they use? Discord. What happens in Discord? Cancer.

TLDR Warski's great-great-grandpappy fed Jewish children to crocodiles.

Some tards really want to believe they are the autistic illuminati.

Pillsbury dough boy trooned out eh?

Asking an autist about the meaning of a social interaction is about as meaningful as asking a five year old to explain the double slit experiment.

Despicable, how could he have access to such a glowing mass of crazy and keep her hidden away from the internet like this? Bring back the bird robot.

Jacking off to porn is something you shamefully do in between tail-chasing.

The hardest I've ever laughed at this thread is the contact form where they berated some Indian woman and signed it Yours In Vishnu.

‘How can I make a horrendous terrorist event about me?’

what the fuck are you on, bitch? nobody ever had to know. is this a women-can't-help-oversharing thing or a gays-have-to-be-the-center-of-attention thing? where does the first one end and the second begin?

I mean, she's not wrong, people who film gore in horizontal deserve to star in it.

Good news everyone, there is a Stage 7 Tranny Genocide going on in the US.

I called the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife and they told me that they would start issuing licenses to hunt troons on November 1st, with a start date of November 15th. Maybe there is hope after all.

The jew cries out in pain as he films you being fucked by niggers

To be fair, I am pretty fucking retarded at times.

Yeah she's out of his league but then so is a Fleshlight™.

 

[PhoBingas]

I am dong my duties

 

[Pissmaster]

The person you are replying to I have seen shove a toothbrush up their butthole.
I respect them far, far more than you.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Despicable, how could he have access to such a glowing mass of crazy and keep her hidden away from the internet like this? Bring back the bird robot.

Today I learned another way to clock troons.

Also the anatomical science of True And Honest Breasts

That self defence class is fucking shit too, why are they teaching them to throw punches like an autist who got given red food on a white day

 

[Brain Power]

NIGGER YOU HAVE A PENIS
A SCHLONG
A DONG
PECKER
WILLY
DICK
COCK
LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP
PRICK
PHALLUS
KNOB
TOOL
JOHNSON
HOSE

 

[Meat Target]

dozens of dead babies, some with their heads chopped off,

...soooooo...that's not how you perform a circumcision...? No wonder the hospital fired me.

 

[Skitarii]

"It was good to reunite with you again my son, and I've boiled some steamed hams for you."

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Ngl, I misread it "Bratty Nigger"

on the one hand, its the natural instinct of every American to serve his jewish masters. On the other hand, Hamas has "ham" in its name... It's a tough one.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

how does someone get a job as a video editor for terrorist orgs, just seems like a really weird path to find yourself on in life

 

[Poonocchio]

I think the strain's called Quran, because when you burn it you get stoned.