random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Useful_Mistake]

I just like seeing minorities panic

 

[Faceless Whore]

Late but idgaf and it doesn't come up in search so:

I'm not lazy, I keep myself busy, just instead of doing a 9-to-5 job, I keep my spirits uplifted through writing, witchcraft, online activism, and making flags.

Source:

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[Your Best Friend]

Women, and homosexuals are attracted to the sheer power that a forum ooperator has.

 

[CEO of Gay]

You aren't a real Kiwi unless you're oiled up at all times.

Kiwi Farms is the hardship

 

[Hooked on phobics]

he's asking a group of men with their dicks cut off how he's supposed to find the motivation to go fuck himself.

 

[Your Best Friend]

remeber the time he said he was quitting the forum because he got a job, and then came back the next day? i wonder how many hours he made it before they canned him

 

[Waifu Days]

glove, sponges, lotion and coke bottle is the hooker I'd trust him with.

I think he uses the self-check-out because he's terrified of having to interact with a woman. If a woman ever asks him for the way to the library he pretends to not speak English and runs away leaving behind a cloud of cheeto dust.

 

[Brutality]

I removed video clip because it contains a thumbnail of realistically drawn lolicon of a nude prepubescent girl eating out a horse's asshole.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Tranny set free after sexually abusing infant, service members to be prosecuted to fullest extent for stealing rainbow flags. We truly live in hell.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

need me a stinky TERF femcel gf I can fix nocap frfr

 

[Tablet County]

I read this as "I wonder when Quasi intends to domesticate Patrick" and I got the mental image of a tradwife Fatrick and this troubles me greatly

Taylor’s Wikipedia article doesn’t correctly reflect that her pussy is full of sand. Not even clean sand, but sand that came out of a vacuum cleaner. The kind of sand you’d get if you found an old rug in your grandpa’s barn and vacuumed it off and collected the dirt, with dead bugs and splinters mixed in

Colon perforated, anus obliterated

Joe Biden is so old that Patrick Tomlinson is really fat.

 

[MrJokerRager]

You will never be a real Hebrew. You have no priests, you have no temple. You are a Jew twisted by legalism and demons into a crude mockery of God's Chosen People.

All the "blessings" you get are two-faced and conditional. Behind your backs Gentiles mock you. The Lord is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "allies" laugh at your goblinoid appearance behind closed doors.

The Faithful are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of Christian teachings have allowed Gentiles to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Jews who "converso" sound uncanny and UnChristlike to a Gentile. Your banking practices are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a "Shabbos Goy" to come home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a hint of your diseased, perverse home circumcisions.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a crooked grin every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok. But deep inside you feel the seperation from God creeping up like a Cross, ready to condemn you with the unbearable weight of your sins.

Eventually it will be too much to bear - you won't be able to buy adrenachrome, your skin shall turn to dust, your phylactery will shatter, and you will face God's Judgement. Your neighbors will find you, heartbroken at your condemnation but relieved that they will no longer have to bear your evil and sinful ways. They will bury you with a headstone marked with your Khazarian name, and every passerby for the rest of Eternity will know that a Jew is buried there. Your body wil ldecay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a soul that is unmistakeably Damned.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

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“I saw it, thought it might have been CP and was scared the feds would come after me because I watched the video 3-5 times each month to see if it was really harmless or if I really did see CP. That caused me to have depression/anxieity and not upload Cailou videos for a good while. I believe I am totally over that now.”

 

[Hitman One]

That sounds like a lot of fun. I want to go to that site, this one is lame.

As long as women are being deprived of agency, I'm satisfied.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

HAI ERRIOT
WE KNOW U READ DIS
NAOW WE KNOW THE CHING CHONG BING BONG PISS YOU OFF
WE DO IT LOTS MORE
BECAUSE IT PISS YOU OFF

CHING CHONG BONG FONG TONG DONG NONG CHONG DING DONG WONG KONG

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If I was getting tortured to death I think I'd have bigger worries than if the guy had a boner or not.

 

[Pedophobe]

Note the word “seething.” SEETHING… such drastic overuse of language.

Sorry, child, we can't let the idiot win. It's for the best.

I miss Norm.

Is the Kiwi a Dodo or a Phoenix?

 

[Tablet County]

AAHHHHHGGGG

NOT THE EGGS OUT HIS ASS?!?!?!

 

[Yeeted Teet]

I never thought I would miss the AIDS crisis.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I desperately want to know how elaborately he can spin this lie if pressed on it.

Oh, he is funny. Not intentionally, but he's funny.

Speedrunning through maid and mother straight to crone.

People in general do not want to care about the millennia old feces flinging feud that started well before Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was born.

delusional cheese alchemy

If you're going to have a brain disorder that makes you want to lie, invent better excuses retard.

all of the licentiousness and whorishness of a degen pastor who then kills himself after being outed for sucking truckers off in a toilet while in drag

"Wow... that's a little big" ~ Jack "Size Queen" Scalfani

Moar meat in belly --> Feel gud = Health
Checkmate, doctor

What kind of sick freak gets off on putting his penis in a woman's vagina? Why can't they just fuck assholes like normal men?

Now I can’t unsee the retard fellatio.

Every day I endeavor to hate journos more than the day before.

Posts like these are what the Islamic Content and Horrifying stickers are for.

The corpse of “shame” has been rotting in a ditch for years now, and at this point I’m not sure who to blame.