random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Xarpho's Return]

How can you safely rule out United Methodist?

I need to know for my files.

Oakland - would anyone expect anything different?

niggers were killing white people like it was going out of style in the late 60s to early 80s

 

[Tablet County]

"I DRANK ALL YOUR JUICEBOXES BISH! I TOOK *TWO* PELEGRINOS!"

 

[Inco G. Nito]

"If you can't handle the full-frontal REALITY of the human male, then FUCK OFF" - Ramon Laguarta, Chairman and CEO of Pepsi Co. Inc"

 

[Syzyg]

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

Infighting should remain bannable bullshit.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I'm not denying we were also really good at rape as well as murder.

Someone can take my middle class white lady privilege to go outside and do things, if they want. I sure as fuck am not using it, I like to go to the beauty salon.

I'll tell you wot.. beaners go to National Parks if there is an activity that dont require a lot of walking.like swimming @ Boulder beach & there is always a ring of litter around them. they go up on Mt Charleston with cardboard to slide in the snow and leave them. A few years ago they shutdown permanently a hot spring 2 hrs outta vegas by baptising kids in it by the chartered busload skunking it out with e-coli.
In Redrock Canyon they graffiti'd petroglyphs. The beaners by & large embrace white culture. Ive seen them with tattooed swatstikas telling me they hate niggers
my theory is the different races were seeded here from humanoids from other planets by competing groups of aliens to see what race prospered for a purpose only known to them .

Forget the great outdoors, are you ready for an excursion into the ZESTY ZONE?

stealing all the White Man's air

What, did he just casually slip it in? Just a bit of harmless forcible penetration with a foreign object with the lads?

Ha ha! Oops! My pants fell off! Ha ha! Wouldn't it be funny if you put the blow dryer in my ass? Ha ha! #BoysBeingBoys

Don't turn around if you see an Indian with compressed air, just back away slowly.

As it turns out, when you give typewriters to a billion monkeybrains, they do not in fact end up composing Shakespeare, they do stuff like this and flood the streets with poop

He'd have been fine if he had worn a butt-plug

Sounds like a new Mortal Kombat fatality.

Of course a few are gonna die in freak compressed air up the asshole accidents.

You do not want to be the first guy to fall asleep at the sleepover.

I'm thoroughly amused, so he succeeded

Because the only thing keeping us gays from the oven was discount prices on deer corn at Tractor Supply.

 

[PhoBingas]

do you want nude photos of @Vingle, ass-up and head down?

because this is how you get nude photos of @Vingle, ass-up and head down.

 

[Poonocchio]

Ha ha! Oops! My pants fell off! Ha ha! Wouldn't it be funny if you put the blow dryer in my ass? Ha ha! #BoysBeingBoys

Eta: Nm @KiwiFuzz2 is a ninja

 

[JethroTullamore]

I used to do proof reading for furry porn.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

They're actually called a pod of philes.

I have heard of "you're too much of a pussy to kill yourself"

But "you're too much of a pussy to kill your family" is next level.

The French black guy looks like a fat Hannibal Buress.
Eric Andre and Hannibal should sue him and have him legally made to have a facial tattoo declaring that he isn’t Hannibal

 

[StinkySnack]

You do know you can look up my post history where I describe my very labor intensive job right?

RETARD

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Pilgrim of Grace

Shocking. The guy obsessed with rape and scat had socks. Who could've seen it coming

 

[Gentlebastard]

You know you dun fucked up when fucking NATO says you're too scummy for them. It's like getting rejected from NAMBLA.

I thought semen was suppose to be good for the skin.

I was raised by an actual insane prepper between 4 and 12 years old. I was taught shooting, trapping, IED building, small-unit tactics, etc. from a VERY young age by someone who thought the world would end in the year 2000. After that situation ended, I had a more normally dysfunctional kind of childhood and it didn't really come up much.

I have heard of "you're too much of a pussy to kill yourself"

But "you're too much of a pussy to kill your family" is next level.

How does one even find 99 like-minded future scholars and astronauts to pull off such a caper?

Quality autism document.
I was sort of rooting for this guy before I realized he isn't joking about the peacock waifu tier list. This man actually lusts after birds. He wants that cloaca.

I can't keep my eyes off that wretched tube top pattern and that dead animal hanging from her head.

The only whore pastor I care about is Nadia Hilton. Boobs that big are like Holy Spirit pinatas.

A big tittied Asian girl… The horror!

If I ever become emperor, I'm going to be very unpleasant to anyone that has ever used the term dog whistle.

This is a level of stupidity never seen before. My jaw literally dropped, in real life, in disbelief when I read this. Incredible.

It appears that he changed the thumbnail.

No, it’s not an improvement.

That livestream was amazing.

I didn't realise the brainrot was that deep.

Anyway is it morally wrong to go out of my way to buy the $14.88 priced shit at Walmart and laugh like a retard when doing so?

 

[BirdUp]

Shrek 2 had a smaller but more horrifying case. In one scene, Donkey (as a horse) is subdued by guards when the Fairy Godmother sends them after him, Shrek and Puss. One guard has his knee at the base of Donkey's neck, and Donkey begins to cry out "police brutality!". 16 years after the movie's release, George Floyd was killed by police officer Derek Chauvin when he kneeled on Floyd's neck, sparking international outrage and protests against police brutality within the United States for months following his death. Keep in mind that Donkey is voiced by a black man and a great deal of discourse surrounding Floyd's death was the role his race played in why he was killed and the long history police violence against black people.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Why am I having such a hard time finding a gay man that wants to fuck my pussy????

If one person in the village is a fuckup, society adapts around them. If half the villiage is legally special and needs to be coddled, nobody's going to milk the cows.

I suppose this is what happens when your internal monologue is nothing but endless autistic screeching

Men will fuck Down syndrome adjacent retard girls. Let that sink in.

If one didn't know there was such a thing as a pooner, most pooners would be taken as men who had something seriously wrong with them.

If one didn't know there was such a thing as a troon, most troons would also be taken as men who had something seriously wrong with them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

How convenient; a fucking plant told her to start fucking Michael Jackson again.

 

[Laburnum]

"IT'S NOT A BASEMENT! IT'S A BELOW GROUND APARTMENT, INSECT!"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/post-5154297

 

[BirdUp]

if you watch Wyatt Earp (1994, Kevin Costner) and Tombstone (1993, Kurt Russell) back to back you'll turn into a big smelly homo probably idk i forget where i was going with this set up

 

[grenouille crétine]

lmao i spent two hours typing quoteposts at this guy on the train and it turns out his name + avatar are from a scalie wheelchair fetish visual novel.

 

[Tablet County]

I notice you dodged my question.

Did you fuck a goat?

I would imagine that Nick entirely agrees with the Manosphere view of women. The only difference is that Nick would apply the Manosphere view of women to men as well. If that is a form of equality, its a very sad form of equality.

>paw patrol KF profile picture
>paw patrol discord
>paw patrol youtube profile picture

Step right up, everyone, and play the game of 'Is OP Underaged or Extremely Autistic'!

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[Hamplanet Fitness]

I'm trying to figure out the mystery of her breasts.