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[m1ddl3m4rch]

 

[GunCar Gary]

Your last game, "Rage", was very bad. In fact I would go so far as to call it Penis Poop.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I mean, I want the age of consent to be at least ten years old too.

 

[MoonState]

He got banned from DJ'ing at a bar again because the owner found out he has a history of calling people niggers.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

He should start streaming for money. I'd pay $50 to watch him try to use a straw.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Their obsession with urine is making me uncomfortable.

 

[frozen_runner]

Anyone called the "piss queen of the internet" is decidedly not mentally stable.

We need common sense poon’ control.

The lack of ashkenzai breasts is a dishonor to her surname.

god speed you fiesty asian racist

Maybe we really are the real lolcows.

im going to use my stolen massive bluetooth speaker and smoke crack in your underground garage and theres nothing you can do about it.

Ewww. I don't want my dick near the pineal gland. My lord how debaucherous has pornography become?!?

This is a great thread to read whilst eating

 

[BirdUp]

In order to reach Equestria, @Peppermint Swirl, you must make the long journey to CERN, in Switzerland. Once there, you must infiltrate the labs and use a crowbar to bypass the safety interlocks and gain access to the accelerator tunnel while the facility is in operation. Whilst carrying one of the Holy Relics of Bronydom, such as the Cum Jar, the Lyra pocket pussy plush, or the Burdened costume, you must run six laps of the active 27-kilometer LHC tunnel whilst chanting “I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash!” at full volume for the entire duration. If the ritual succeeds, your entire body will be enveloped by an incandescent glow, and shortly thereafter, you will meet God. I mean, Celestia. You will meet Celestia.

 

[Aunt Carol]

A retard nightmare. But my retard nightmare.

 

[Rotollo 2]

It's official, I'm diagnosing Destiny as a gay faggot with a severe drug addiction

I have decided who is wrong based on destiny's ballwashers coming here to doublepost.

 

[troonshine]

(dum dum dum dum dum dum)

context:

(from bossman)

 

[Gentlebastard]

Yes, if Nazism were to be re-born, it would re-start at Tesco's pharmacy aisle.

furries ruin everything i love

One's a fat fuck, the other is also a fat fuck.
What's even the point of this comparison?

This thread moves too fast to be about a lard ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

Everyone is faster than a lard-ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

He posts one video, we spend five pages talking about the awful choices that lead him there, AnOminous reminds us that he wishes Jack was dead, and the cycle repeats.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

We have a room and it is called the USA

 

[CansOfCant]

Are you suggesting a woman can't have a scrotum?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Back in my day we didn't post our privates on the internet.

 

[Evil Whitey]

good call

 

[The Noise]

I would be skeptical about it if it wasn't for the fact that one of my roommate's tulpas were able to possess me while drunk and falling asleep

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Lizzo is Hitler. That is why the Holocaust survivors were so skinny. She ate all the food in Germany.

Donald Trump is set to formally accept the GOP nomination for president Thursday evening at the Republican National Convention, and he has @Hollywood Hulk Hogan and other combat sports heavyweights front-lining for him.

at least hitler did some positive things for the world. nothing positive has ever come form lizzo.

 

[Meat Target]

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I'm getting real sick of learning that things like this exist.

Reading Huckleberry Finn aloud in 8th grade energy.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

For your safety, is there a gerbil inside you?

There are multiple gerbils in his pants

In the name of the law Pankcake get on your belly