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[S.C.U.D.]

Kiwifarms is among the worst collection of inhuman monsters on the internet and the day Joshua Moon is finally arrested and the site shut down permanently will be a victory for all of humanity

 

[Pedophobe]

If your best method to reinforce your self worth is to talk about how much better you are than some freakshow on the chris chan forums, you are probably not very far above them.

The merge was real and the lolcowification of the world continues.

I want to say watching him spiral in real time is instructive, cautionary, and sad, but what really comes to mind is that it's entertaining.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

I'm aware, that's why lighter males are more desirable.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Everybody hates urban cyclists because they are too slow for roads and too fast for sidewalks and they drive their bikes like they have flashing cop lights on 'em. Your political views don't really affect how you feel when some cycle courier blows a stop sign and plows into you, sending your 25 dollar 'authentic' cheesesteak all over the sidewalk, and also breaking your wrist.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

his cock ain't terrible
I'm just giving another perspective
I'd rate his penis a "Loves Sabra"

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

*takes off my epic spiked trilby and throws it at you like a shuriken* HIYAH!!! *sprints towards you and kicks you five times in the chest*

 

[Pedophobe]

Don't read the article. Just proceed to spew ill-informed 'tism at comments.

The Farms has moderation that's leagues above websites orders of magnitude larger.

Fuck calorie counting! It's time for victory counting!

Are the upcoming decades in a cage really worth all the laughs we've gotten over the years? I'd say yes.

 

[Shartavius]

are you saying earth isnt a planet? You are a total retard. Stick to baby dick sucking manuals and leave the thinking to people who are able.

 

[Tablet County]

It's like his anti Jew defense boobs explode out of his sides

 

[Diggus Bickus]

I love winning.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Curiouser and curiouser...

 

[Spectate]

His life abusive father was told many times that he was harassing a lil fat boy (me)

Because of people like you, the tip of my left index was deformed as a child, and I had to feel how my nail fell off so it could regrow.

Because of people like you, I have anger issues since the age of 13. I still remember how I almost ruined my math notebook with a pencil and raw, pent up child rage.

I am very clear with what I mean. I want you to prove I jacked off to it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Because of people like you, I have anger issues since the age of 13. I still remember how I almost ruined my math notebook with a pencil and raw, pent up child rage.

 

[Pedophobe]

tl ; dr the internet was a mistake.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I was digging into this NBinted guy and it seems this is the third time he gets raped.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

And on that day, my children, there will be a mighty gobbling and a great gnashing of teeth. There will be drool and there will be despair and the heavens will open and the Lord sayeth: 'Damn, dis gonna be gud'.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The worst part is that I don't think in his head he thinks he is lying.

 

[Smokeski]

Bruh if I was a Homophobe then why the fuck do I have naked ladies in my favorites on DA...?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I feel like this could provide definitive proof that Snickers is a serial killer who was active in the late 1960s-early 1980s but I am too jaded from my former career as an FBI profiler to pursue this lead myself.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

What are you talking about? They don't even let you show your tits for the camera.