random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Slideshow Bill]

JEW FIGHT! JEW FIGHT, EVERYBODY! JEW FIGHT AND TRANNY FIGHT! SHIT IS GOING DOWN!

RRARRRRRR ME EVIL REPUBLICAN! ME HATE BROWN PEOPLE GRARARGRGRA

 

[skunt]

we're not playing semantics with words like dysphoria. we're talking about trannies, and we don't think they should have guns. - DOJ Official

 

[Rotollo 2]

Transgenders are cut and dry, but autism is a little more complex.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

I hate how trannies have made the UK look like a great place. “TERF Island” sounds like paradise, but in actuality it’s a shithole where you get raped and killed by Muslims.

What fucking sad indoor sacks of sad indoor shit in a sack.

 

[#FF0000]

not all scat, efro, vore+disposal, etc. people are eaters and even eaters should not be forcibly drugged, fined, confined, or censored for it. that's good bacteria potentially from the consenting person that might cure someone's c diff!

I'm sorry.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Newfags coming out with absolute nigger takes

 

[Jhonson the Two]

I fucking hate when people think I'm autistic. No, I'm an asshole who doesn't have empathy for retards. Now give me my order of chicken tenders.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I'll be upset if Ed Gein doesn't end up in the ghost harem.

 

[Gog & Magog]

When I was at the age people were trying to get me to read it, I glanced over the blurb and concluded it would be redundant and thought no more of it, but as an adult, I noticed it was forced into conversations about MKUltra assassins -- not a good look.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

"Oh no! A totenkopf avatar! And he said the n-word?! Mods, help, I'm being offended! Anyways, back to my child suicide compilation."

The indians in NY were chill and weren't afraid I was going to rape anyone

No one suffered in the garden of eden. Not untin mankind bent the knee to the biggest nigger in all creation, satan.

I'm one to talk, but I don't know if "BigDaddySeed69" is the person to be preaching about how le hecking wise and empathetic he is.

I read one thousand and eighteen pages of misery porn and Literary Girlporn and am now going to write about it on Kiwifarms.st because that shit sucked

I'm pretty clueless about drugs, steered clear of them an now fuel myself with petty anger.

But I'm never going to be on the backfoot when it comes to the constitution. Or trannies. He's always going to be retarded, wrong, and canadian about those things.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Using the Tarot to sniff out faggots in your midst is the optimal solution actually.

 

[Law]

They love "bits" and "kayfabe" and yelling at each other in subhuman long island accents. All of it is gay

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Thanks a LOT for thrusting us back into the dark ages because of your insatiable hunger for Alabama Blacksnake.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She's like a Nabokov character, except more retarded.

And then I followed the links and I realised, "Oh it's massacres that are funny."

Ghettos are still full of midgets, don't worry. I visit them all the time to buy drugs.

Midgets are a government conspiracy to cover up the existence of dwarves. They steal all of their dwarven mountain gold and brainwash them into thinking they're fun sized kickballs, drug dealers and Peter Dinklage.

If my kid looked and acted like that, I'd claim she died in a sailboat accident and move on with my life.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

If I win the billion dollar powerball I am buying an island and never wearing a shirt or shoes again

 

[Cnidarian]

It's the kind of thing that makes you fucking skin them alive inside your mind palace.

 

[Oliver Onions]

For more context, submissions were apparently working but were turned off after KF users started submitting the entirety of the Bee Movie script

 

[stares at error messages]

Poojeets are just so fucking dumb. They are possibly a miscategorised species of plant that can speak human language not unlike a parrot.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

If I was Nicolette Pinder

 

[Gentlebastard]

Take a second out of your day to actually put yourself in her shoes. What does that feel like? Some retarded schoolyard slapfight you started multiple decades ago persists to this day, and the guy on the other end has started a career in politics and became the President since then. He is now using the official media channels of the President of the United States to joke about exiling you from the country. And to top it off, your career has withered and died in the meantime. You now exist in the public consciousness as nothing more than a fat, ugly, angry never-was who gets A-logged by the fucking President on occasion. Nobody in human history could even relate to that experience. Absolute kino.

The Hindu concept of Karma is one of the most destructive and self-sabotaging firmwares you can have.

You know you fucked up your feed when you start getting ads for tranny colored gaming chairs equipped with bunny ears on the headrest

Oh boy, another cooking with liquor video where the alcohol mysteriously goes lower and lower inbetween cuts.

He sounds so cool. I bet he can punch you with both hands while simultaneously kicking you with both feet.

As of twenty minutes ago he is now threatening his new whiskey barrel with prison

So you'd be fine giving guns to schizophrenics? the retarded?

That sounds funny so yes

I wonder if you tapped on a wall near him, if he'd turn his whole body in that direction and say "hmm? what was that noise? are these hooker tracks?"

I fucking hate when people think I'm autistic. No, I'm an asshole who doesn't have empathy for retards. Now give me my order of chicken tenders.

Alcohol is mostly water, so he's just staying hydrated AND getting his daily fruit intake via the blackberry flavoring.

I'm a big boy so I get to decide how I love other anonymous forum users. You don't.

What do you call this? A Dine and Waddle?