random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

(Note to UK authorities: I am not British and I am under no obligation to abide by your retarded pro-nonce court orders no matter how much you claim they're valid worldwide.)

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Thanks for letting me in, I can't wait to offer up quality discussions with prolific use of the word "nigger".

What isn't gay?

 

[Crypt Kicker]

getting Salman Rushdie'd in a backwater Canadian pet store.

 

[Drip Torch]

My yard is filled with what is called weeds by the establishment

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

If all you need is a two second pickup shot as connective tissue between scenes, it looks just fine.

The difference is that I no longer hire Indians on Fiverr, I now use AI models designed by Indians.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

"pop round and smash me in the shitbox during lunch break".

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm scared that in the future everybody is just going to talk like black people. It keeps me up at night.

Just shower and wash your face every day and you, too, can look like an androgynous kpop boy band lead!

What the fuck?! The FDA website got mediafied, it looks like shit now. It used to be a boring 90's site, now it's asking me if it's helpful.

First off let's start with everyone's favorite form of information - charts

They collect money for the "prevent cancer foundation"?

I now support cancer.

I witnessed it in a cheese induced psychosis.

New favorite JAV title:

Bumping into my wife secretly wearing our daughter’s discarded school uniform, her embarrassed look in the ill-fitting plump bobbed style was so erotically cute that I reverted to student mode after over a decade and fucked her nonstop, Arioka Miu​

Kinda wholesome, NGL.

Well it's either that or he becomes a morlock in the tunnels underneath Vegas.

Tragic. A point I agree with being made by a horribly insufferable person on the internet.

Is it victim blaming if I point out he doesn't do himself any favours by constantly taking photos that make it really easy to photoshop dicks in his mouth?

 

[Meat Target]

Can't I smoke and also jerk it to Chinese cartoons? I have two hands!

Just remember which one you have in which hand. I made that mistake once.

 

[Shiki Ouji]

"your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant."

by @Staticness

 

[Mound Dweller]

Bumping into my wife secretly wearing our daughter’s discarded school uniform, her embarrassed look in the ill-fitting plump bobbed style was so erotically cute that I reverted to student mode after over a decade and fucked her nonstop, Arioka Miu

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If my brother EVER looked at me the way these queers look at each other, id knock his front teeth out immediately. And id hope hed do the same to me if roles reversed.

Behaving this Indian is some sort of antisemitic race-traitorism.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Go back to drinking dog cum and glazing a Microsoft or whatever you do faggot

If you've been banned from 109 threads maybe the problem isn't the website, maybe it's you.

He almost comes close to making very good points and then just chokes on cock. It's really incredible. He's terminally unlikable.

 

[Potato Burrito]

That hairline screams "i make penises cum on my confusing hairline in a gloryhole in LA"

 

[Hitman One]

my 11 mixed-race kids are all playing Sega Genesis while I sit here shitposting.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I want to larp as a giant muscular space racist because that’s what I identify as.

 

[dcss]

sexy fanservice was something i used to think was fine. That changed around the time I got my first full time job.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

If you've been banned from 109 threads maybe the problem isn't the website, maybe it's you.

Pretty funny coming from a guy who sucks cock though.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Fun fact: Being pedophile (or hebephile) is actually not against the law. People just falsely use "pedophile" when they want to say "child molester", although the two terms have very different meaning.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I don't enjoy posting just to insult anyone, but you are the most retarded vantablack coalnigger moron presently posting in this thread.

 

[vomitusdeux]

“Debate @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) on the ethics of 13 year old brown girls being sluts”

Name and shame your ERP partners please.

I very much enjoyed reading the "Why We Should Kill All Millennials" essay!

This is immaculate. This antagonistic wigger and his self proclaimed "borderlinebimbo" GF give me hope for the future.

Funny I've never dried off after a shower by sitting on the toilet and repeatedly moving my hands over my erect penis. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

Got something against birds you fucking chimp lipped coon?

“You’re in the fucking female locker room beating your dick, bro!”

FTW when instead of being your super OC Garnet you end up Being Greg except you don't own the car wash

maybe you should go jerk off to fat dinosaurs

I can't believe an unemployed 23 year old from an abusive family with a gigantic neck tattoo would do such a thing.

Drugs are a helluva drug.

"Deja vu" is French for "that's a man". Hope this helps.

If Mummy just gave him a tendy
He wouldn't have gone on a bendy
And beat up a kid
(No really, he did)
Blaming the Mom is so trendy!

It’s impossible you’re a girl. Well done.