random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Preacher ✝]

i am for preserving the white race but i am not for licking toes.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Just because we were talking about hand grenades doesn’t mean you should throw one into the room. Yelling ‘grenade!’ doesn’t make it any better.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You can only be raped so many times before you get sick of it

 

[Zeftax]

I wasn't quite sure if I could get away with telling the admin too kill himself. Would be based if I could.

I've been posting on Internet forums since the 1990s, and this is the first one I've been on where you can openly call the webmaster a faggot.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I'm going to make an omelet out of you COME HERE NGHGHGHRHRGHHRGHGRHGRHHRGRRRR GRRRR GRRRRRR RAAAAHHHH RAAAAHHHH RAHHHHHHH OUUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU

 

[Spud]

Oh great, they invented vegan pedophilia

 

[30+GameOvers]

I'd have a small amount of respect for her if she just stuck to fucking nigger and gays.

 

[Fruttasecca]

Don't ever say something that stupid again nigger. My autism knows no bounds. I don't want to have to do this again

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

weird names like Jaxton, Brayleigh, Kayden, etc… it’s like there is a competition with niggers and low class whites now on who can name their children more obnoxiously.

adam sandler kicks ass fuck sickos who thinks he sucks

Borito needs to frain sith the tiads

 

[innocent jogger]

it's still funny to me to imagine James sadly being forced to eat that trash and good ol' Motherfucker Mike happily enjoying his McDonalds

 

[stupid frog]

Congrats on being Jewish, hopefully we'll sit next to each other in the oven

 

[SNEED.EXE]

The very act of saying “you die screaming now” to someone is such a level of madness at the internet that I can’t even comprehend but it makes me cry laughing thinking about being so mad that I’m gonna tell someone they are going to fucking scream with a gun in their mouth.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

im still in court on bullshit illuminati charges and im still gonna sue kiwifarms for the revenue owed to me for the fucking 200k view thread on here that basically calls me a rapist when im not convicted of shit

fuck yall

k8 is mine

and your google bomb of me worked so well grok says im a fucking rapist so im debating suing grok too

Your honor, these are bullshit illuminati charges

 

[SNEED.EXE]

My brain won't accept the idea of a true and honest woman being into retro computers and linux anymore.

At least I have a shot at getting a handy under the table from a potato person.

 

[Gentlebastard]

He should sculpt shapes out of Velveeta, bread them, and then fry them until the Velveeta is gone and only the breading in its shape remains. Reinvent the Lost Wax Process except with cheese food product.

I've been on the internet long enough that I can't tell if an AI made this by accident or a Jap made it on purpose.

Keep the jail food in jail he says

Counterpoint: microwaved pumpkin pie ramen with whipped cream is being sold outside of prison

Gas station food is the microwave equivalent to a fine wine that has been aged. Those rollers and hot dogs have been under that heat lamp for a solid 12 hours, and look like severed baboon penises. It's good for your immune system too because of all the bacteria, kind of like eating dirt as a kid.

My money's on he's living with the mole people of underground Las Vegas, sustaining himself with a week-old water cup from Starbucks.

He's now the "wife" of a randy lithium miner. This all could have been avoided if they had legal outlets for their unbridled lithium-fueled lust.

Contempt of court? You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school.

Starting to hate? You should've deplored them in the first place.

Anyone who disagrees with him on anything for any reason is a child. Anyone who digs into his history will enjoy prison, stalker. The only reason to give him any attention is for the unintentional amusement.

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGHHH WHY DID I (accurately) CALL HIM FAAAT?!

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Learn molecular biology, isolate the gay gene, do a PhD in bioengineering to develop a retrovirus that infects you into becoming a lesbian.

 

[Gregis]

that petting zoo that works with all them retarded kids

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

He by his own words is too illiterate for audiobook.

Yugioh players are without fail some of the most violent people I've ever known.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Hes gonna be my unc ass sex slave!

 

[Meat Target]

If she ain't 280, she ain't a lady