random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Are you just retarded, underage, or does the anime cause this?

"this motherfucker added one terabyte of pepper flakes"

The fandom, which is not for Nazis, transphobes, terfs, Christians, pickmes, broads, fans of football teams other than Pitt, or moderate Democrats, "is for everyone" when it comes to babyfuckers.

Nobody at my bank cares I'm a racist.

Snickermycin. (2026). Source: person in Kiwifarms. Journal of Evidence-Adjacent Medicine, 14(3), 420-421.

You smelled the lack of a soul, it smells like tomato soup. You can find vampires that way.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Without even looking at your profile I just knew you were Bulgarian.

 

[Metamorpho]

Stay away from the FGC, that's all they ever do is rape each other, and not in the metaphorical "in the game" kind.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

 

[Revolved]

I would celebrate if most terminal redditors died. I think they are evil.

 

[Metamorpho]

Reminder that the guy who runs the site is half jeet/half nigger and looks like an aboriginal missing link creature. So anytime you make fun of both you are reminding him that his entire bloodline is more dysgenic and diluted than a chimpanzees.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Never got this random_text.txt before, what's the context?

This also meant the jocks wouldn't mess with me because I can hurt you a lot more while you're injured and just say I was "doing my best", like oh no!

 

[Ratboy Genius]

“We’re making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy.”

 

[cigint]

Yes, the words Marlis violin for the billionaire class.

 

[DickMain]

Nobody is claiming copyright to the Christchurch shooting lmao

 

[BigMan13]

A sweet old lady called me a saint for donating to "that petting zoo that works with all them retarded kids"

 

[Chromeo]

This suicide booth is temporarily closed due to COVID-19. We care about your safety and will reopen as soon as it is safe to do so.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I believe she has some kind of brain damage because her head is small and she has zero precautions about any person.

 

[CaddestSlown]

All this time I thought I was autistic, and it turns out I just have Tourette’s

Oh shit, the retard woke up.

Looking at Reddit seethe is like watching a faggot die of AIDS. I’m glad they are, but I’d rather not have to experience it in person because it’s gross and stresses me out

If my son died in "Operation Epic Fury" I would become the Unibomber

A lot of incels are repressed queers, so they sense the faggot energy radiating off him like a magnet.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Oh this is rich coming from the Professional Child Groomer class.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

i wish i could pay to ban people

 

[0713]

Serious question,Why does a gallon of gas need to cost less than what your mother charges for a blow job?

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Foodie Beauty she thinks shes a winner.mp4

He didn't want to fuck anyone, he wanted to take a shit on her. Cause she's a dumb hoe and who's with him now? *middle finger* I always win!

 

[Gentlebastard]

soon you'll claim there's women on the internet

"Why us?"

This is why. You fat simpleton.

Margerine and seed oils are for niggers. Butter makes eating worthwhile.

If you want your kids to learn to pimp safely, you have to let them pimp early.

He definitely wants to fuck that silhouette woman

Language changes, nigga. I don't see you typing up Thous, Arts, and Wherefores

It was too early and I read that as "this motherfucker added one terabyte of pepper flakes" and I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure that out

(It was only a few seconds but still)

It's been covered before but there is zero overlap between people willing to mop up internet forums all day and people that aren't annoying faggots.

One! Two! TWO pillowcases of cheese! Ah-Hah-hah...

 

[3MMA]

Hes gonna be my unc ass sex slave!