random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[vomitusdeux]

So is there any truth to this Alex incest ending I'm seeing online where he fucks one of his relatives and gets her pregnant?

Anything to keep your mind on nigger dicks, huh?

I know this is a bunch of ambiguous niggers huffing a fire extinguisher but why is this in the niggers eating cornstarch thread?

We don't have a niggers huffing fire extinguishers thread as far as I can tell

Is someone forcing you to read this thread and shitpost in it?

Wypipo don' season they air.

Sure they do, it’s called vapes. Which are bad for the lungs, but allegedly better for them than fire extinguishers.

Y'all need to season yo bacon so it taste like a 9 volt battery

Be honest. Who here ACTUALLY thought he was done riding the dick carousel?

Raising Cane's new ad campaign should be "You like Fried Chicken but Hate dealing with Niggers well then come to Raising Canes".

I salute their confidence and belief that no dart will ever hit their spine

Need to classify "niggernese" as an official language.

Everyone working on this game deserves to have their fingers broken.

Those look like German Nazis. I'm not opposed to running around and shooting Germans.

Pooner School Shooter Simulator

>you have a female lawyer
ah shit
>you have a female lawyer that larps as Kevin Smith
just hang me now judge

Imagine having a fucking hoarse Kermit the Frog voice and demanding people take you seriously.

Does Ace Attorney yaoi encourage them to pursue law or something?

Yes, I am sexist, I cannot look at a pooner and not see a victim.

it is indeed a fetish, far less refined and sophisticated than things like piss

Lawgiver likes to pretend to be a little anime girl in the DM chains.

Wario is in no way shape or form little

Shut up nigger I'm not gonna do drugs.

^user masturbates to nepeta and once shared his rock hard cock gooning to it

 

[corvuscorax]

I don't visit this site to see a picture of a 7000000 year old vampire stuck in a 4 year old kids body with the text "Best girl".

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

In this scenario, the gooners take over (this is the Kiwifarms situation).

I'm brown poop and it is sandy. I poopskin love sand!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Polynesians aren't loitering, they're just resting between food-related misdemeanors. That's why they are God's chosen brown people.

"Make me a recipe for some good ol' fashioned chili. Assume I only have one hand and am a crippled retard. My wife loves spice in her chili."

The days of each medieval cathedral having its own piece of The True Cross and their own head of John the Baptist are behind us. We have internet now.

People suck. People have joined the Internet. The Internet sucks.

DO YOU live in Lincoln County, Nevada? DO YOU want to stick your bits into a crackwhore?

I continue to believe it was either Ranma or Kamen Rider-related.

Loki morphing into Lucifer would save the costs of another wedding, I guess.

God forbid the diabetes medication disrupt the arse fucking.

I'm pretty sure it was Napoleon who said: "Never law-mog your enemy while they are clownmaxxing."

Tweakers will bring you all kinds of shit for good scrap, which make the coins particularly suited to our user base.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

You can almost hear the faint, ghostly sound of a crowd going "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

 

[thhrang]

He's like if a Jigglypuff came to life and started running an internet hate site.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

I'm a stealth man. I'm not even everybody knows I'm gay.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Literally the strongest case he had against an individual was against Evans, and the basic gist of it was he was kind of a dick. That's not a constitutional violation.

Stop waving your educational prviledge at me.

Jesus Christ, please let this trial be televised.

(please be satire please be satire)

This video is just "look at these ayggs i had sitting on my counter for a year, watch me burn the fuck out of them".

So what will it be lads? Are you a Nazi Defender or a Bimbo Defender?

Internet Hate Machine/Bizarre Doxing Site/Tranny Suicide Treadmill/Oddly Harassing Forum/Copyright Infringing/Trauma Lump Causing place known otherwise as Kiwi Farms, a website!!

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

I just wrote a biography on the founder of Islam

Chud munchies

sexist piranha smelling period blood in the water

 

[King Metalia]

One of my biggest fears is ending up locked in a broken down elevator with Sarah. The smellz, her constant yapping about being a basketball or a hamburger, her gender retardation....

Then she tries to hump you after doing her pooping pose.

 

[corvuscorax]

Can you all stop describing pooner stank I'm literally eating a fucking salad rn. I'm not a queasy person either but this is getting out of hand.

 

[Hellwalker]

How many Evacocks will it take users to turn away from anti-woketardism?

 

[a vending machine]

Every few pages some silly goy will come in here and gush about how much they love niggers

The only sick beats I see these niggers do is when they kick White kid's heads into the concrete

There's a reason why us crackers are losing and it's on display right here.

What sort of vagina is like this inside? It's like fucking a robot.

Trannies are going to fucking assrape us so hard in November.

So when are you going to livestream your suicide?

 

[Many are saying this.]

layers of post-irony do not protect you from the agony of being dismissed as gay

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I didn't know wolves ejaculated the music of New Orleans

Did you vore them to put this person out of their wolfaboo misery?

least ridiculous hasidic incident

Using a carnifex to massage their prostate is not the same as playing warhammer.
Its very close, yes

pedophilia gacha game autists have seized the DYK trivia from African Eugenics Program autists.

Better than dead nigger babies, that's for certain.

Oh no, her hand is stuck in his ass forever!

+ exploding skeleton niggers

I hate that they've turned the Butcher into Barry, 63 with dental problems and toy horns

Wife took daughter to see hoppers for once
“They make exorcism noises for 30 minutes and then the movie happens”

Oh no, why is the default player model from Pro Evolution Soccer on trial?

Plus something about the Warlock comes off too gay, so I need to have a beard running around with him

I am just picturing these fruitloops looking like the typical urbanite leftist these days, trying to resemble an 80s pedophile as much as possible like Stavros Halkias.

Homeopathic Harry Styles exposure?

Doing the work for Big Pharma's yeast infection department.

These people need to be fried in a giant wok.

You got unlived experience from some kind of spirit realm?

Or I'll end up finding other cool shit like 2 Gimmershred Flying Axes to make me start a new throw barb so I can call myself Thronan the Barbarian

You take a 10-20 minute class and prove you're not a total retard by not driving into shit or goring someone with the forks.

Actually I take that back, I've met a lot of forklift drivers and being retarded absolutely does not disqualify you from forklift duties

Your ass was getting a cartoon

The elites don't want you to know this but the niggers in the 'hood are free you can take them home I have 458 niggers

the only time I've went to one there was only a single black woman working, it took 45 minutes to get my sandwich. it was empty and I was the only person there ordering,
it felt like I slipped into a layer of hell and it wasn't even during a weird hour, IT WAS STILL LUNCH.

popeyes is a fake CIA food chain plant
I don't fully know their intentions for making me wait 45 minutes for my sandwitch, but I know for a FACT it made me more racist.
there HAS to be a division of the CIA where they MKultra black women to just STAND STILL, when they're supposed to be doing something.

One thing I ve always been facinated with, is what would an engineer do to "fix" the human body.

sadly i when I search for answers I get fury porn

 

[Senior Frogmin]

opening with "you are a massive faggot" really helps you make your case, don't it?

 

[Meat Target]

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Save the Loli was a hero. End of story.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The only way you can live a comfortable life in the future is to join Antifa

 

[Dr. Butt]

Just kill him, Singapore. Come on, do it!

 

[catpetter]

pingus toucher