random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JayseeDenton]

Western unfuckable piss hoarders from /pol/ have found kindred spirits in Turd Worlders, bonding over their mutual hatred of femoids, Jews, and age-of-consent laws.

 

[Pedophobe]

He's like if a Jigglypuff came to life and started running an internet hate site.

OP, please soapmaxx, showermaxx and grassmaxx, thank you.

Kiwi Farms is literally online ISIS

 

[BlastMonk]

Iran is like KiwiFarms the country.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Those giant redwoods were long gone, so quit acting like you give a shit. You wouldn't know redwood if an Apache pushed his hard dick down your throat.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Two different sides of the same "I'm fucking retarded" coin

Why does this look like some NTR korean manwha webtoon.

Why do you know what NTR manhwas look like?

-1 points for ebonics.

His biggest fuckup was acting like a completely belligerent retard every time cops showed up.

Nevada Supreme Court said "lmao, nah" to his ifp docs.

As cuckold achievements go, it's actually impressive just to walk into a random room full of nerds and instantly get cucked by a nerd.

The picture with the man with the tight pants is photoshopped. The woman was actually escaping bees. I saw the real picture over 10 years ago.

I kind of hate him. But I love him when he does his "I'm pointing at a faggot" thing when he points a finger to his temple

 

[The Un-Clit]

I think, in a small way, I understand the negro, though my desire is much less harmful. For I do on occasion find myself taking a few steps out of my way to step on a dry leaf in order to geh dah crunch

 

[Aunt Carol]

I was a mod on a warriors cats roleplaying server when I was 13 and they ousted me because I tried to stop two other mods from roleplaying homosexual sex in the main chat.

She would be a lot more tolerable if she wasn’t shaming people for the sin of wanting to wipe their own assholes

Most whorish shoes I've ever seen.

Robert Plant? I don't recommend searching for pics unless you enjoy male bulges.

You're thinking too much about trannies.

 

[not william stenchever]

“Whilst we appreciate the criminals’ exceptional taste, the fact remains that cargo theft is an escalating issue for businesses of all sizes,” KitKat said in a statement.

 

[Autistic Joe]

I have ulcerative colitis and I made the stupid decision of cheating on my diet last night. This morning I shat myself. Full on diarrhea. Felt like idubbbz lol

 

[Drip Torch]

I've now decided all of men's modern troubles have come from the lack of jousting.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Everything I post is a lie

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I'm reserving judgment until iJustine weighs in on the Iran conflict

 

[General Zoider]

I may be black but im not that kinda black you spic

 

[Big Nasty]

SUCK ME THROUGH MY JORTS

Edit:

This actually ended up being my 1,000th post on the Farms, lmfao.

 

[Haramburger]

Toilets:


Toilet cleaner for jannies -

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I personally believe that if an individual is arrested five times, gets "MURDER" tattooed across their throat, and then is arrested thirteen more times, the government should not continue to pay them a monthly disability subsidy.

 

[Big Nasty]

Average Fishtank thread experience:

did someone steal his asscheeks or did he sell them to finance S5

I hope drugs are involved in this.

Fuxj you David l I beg I'm homeless

 

[Zeftax]

Alright poster, probably 8/10, sometimes negrates my comments so I print a picture of him out and tear out the eyes, but other than that okay.

i want nazis in my bar. the nazis have my back. the nazis will unshittify linux.

 

[AltisticRight]

Here's a good one.


HE GOONED TODAY

 

[Pedophobe]

The internet isn't a safe space for the mentally ill.