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[Obfuscous]

peaclover669 Mar 29, 2026
"see now that you have an anime profile picture your posts have gone from disgusting gay to kawaii cuteposter, keep up the good work big man."

 

[Dr. Butt]

i did maul someone in a stress-induced mental breakdown, as per one of my previous comments, and i did spend time in the looney bin

 

[Obfuscous]

Trump please don't send our children to die in a muslim shithole for literal jews so you can distract us from satanic baby eating pedophiles.
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[Xarpho's Return]

To this day I have not seen a single woman cover any kind of interesting topic that wasn't either a complete pick-me grift or a retelling of something someone else already told.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

It wouldn't also surprise me if the Boy Scotts of America were in on this...

But what if the IRS agent they send to kill you is a qt and likes cheese?

Kill all mumblers. Destroy mumblers. Take a big football and shove it in the mouthpiece to widen mumblers.

how woke localizers are removing Chun li’s vaginal warts

Praise be to the prophet Jesus, see you in Valhalla!

Kias are so cheap they don't come with spare tires, that leaves extra room to pack with explosives or traffic your 8 year old bride.

TUCKER “YOU KNOW MAYBE ISLAM IS RIGHT ABOUT GOATS” CARLSON

<CIA HELP ME! JOSHUA MOON AND THE SNARKY SNAPPY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME AND STEAL MY CHILD PORN!

There's poop on the sidewalk? Kiwi Farms.

 

[Dr. Butt]

but a cat is already perfect for what it needs to do, no need to change except maybe make it larger for anti-personnel use

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

he posted on a Roblox forum back in 1995 to some kid about how when he pees it feels like rice is coming out of his weiner

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

The body cam footage is gonna be amazing I can already tell.

This is like a weird Chud version of that.

sorry, I prefer being schizophrenic.

Anyone who gives me a bad sticker is 100% a pedophile.

Guys I just realized a new racism!

We don't need molestation scenes in games any more than we need shitting as a mechanic.

 

[Haloperidol]

Mr. Obvious was phonebooked by @SHITFUCKER6969

 

[Abella]

They're gonna come dig up hs brother's corpse and he'll be too busy gooning to giantess feet porn.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Who in their right mind would even dare to write Beatles scat fanfiction?

He's too retarded to trust, which is a pretty bad position for him to be in if he actually is being gangstalked by a cabal of satanic communists.

The audacity of this bitch to lie about coconuts.

I have a contribution to the diluted pee conversation: this is really common and nobody ever gets sick from it, you are all being crazy.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

the fucking retards that comprise the vast majority of society are really not psychologically equipped to deal with the internet.

Sweet merciful Jesus!!! I don't think Zoosextube is the worst thing that will be found today.

 

[the rat]

I'm getting redditor vibes from this manifesto.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

No tradwife should put her money where her mouth is. That's where my dick goes.

 

[Mister Eveready]

All throughout human history, women have been known to hyper-fixate on the wolfenstein 3D engine.

It's the quintessential feminine trait.

 

[FrogMinutes]

I want white people to understand. Guys like me love you... I love you guys. We're on your side when the war comes.

 

[Dr. Butt]

What brings anyone to sign up to Kiwifarms? Their love for their fellow human being?!?

I am very, very racist,

 

[Gentlebastard]

His magic melanin allowed him to sense that she was calling him a nigger in her mind.

I spent the last 64 hours sleeplessly pouring over various statistics and uncovered a crazy anomaly. No matter if it's an earthquake, epidemic, a chemical plant blowing up or just a mere car crash, the death toll among indians is always the same. It's fucking crazy, I can't wrap my head around it. Every single time it's "not enough".

Urgh. It’s like Reddit and chat GPT had a hideous baby. what happened to proper schizo word salad in scratchy multiple colours on a notebook or trello board? He probably would have yelled ‘yikes!’ as he shot.

>When the Industrial Society's man made horror beyond comprehension can't even schizo manifesto post on your level

I'm reacting to this near national tragedy in the only way I know how, shitposting.

She looks like a fucking cryptid in that first pic. Just a reminder gentlemen, there is no fixing women like Taylor Lorenz, if you get in bed with this woman you will wake up in a Bobbit situation

People who have 5,000 page threads here don't make common sense decisions.

He even grew tits and loves to suck cocks as a way of better understanding the fairer sex.

at least back then you could move up in the world if you became a eunuch, you could become a court eunuch and wield a lot of power and enjoy all life's pleasures except sex, now you're just a dickless loser.

 

[Dr. Butt]

My avatar and name are indicators of my Christian faith

 

[Cnidarian]

Niggas got pride flags for ANYTHING

Like, what's the point of an erectile dysfunction flag? That's not even tied to sexuality it's just:

"Hey, everyone! I have an erectile dysfunction! And I'm PROUD of it!"