random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[a kiwifarms user]

Ergo, that pizza wasn't even cross-dressing with malicious intent.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Once you’ve read some of the bigger lolcow threads, it becomes like a multi-series of books that you can’t put down. All the while, you’re thinking “these lolcows can’t be that fucking stupid, surely?” Yet they always are.

You have to keep them away from this site, the world can't handle multiple generations of a bloodline posting here at once.

It's important to diversify your penis investment portfolio.

 

[demicolon]

She's a demon, a succubus technically. She's just the most rachet fucked up succubus to exist. I can't tell if that makes her... it... the queen of succubi or one that really sucks at it's job. I mean she does suck at her-

You know what? Nevermind.

 

[Hitman One]

It should be my right as a post apocalyptic American to cover my desolate lawn in pink flamingos.

I was hoping it would devolve into cannibalism.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even if I did want to go to a LARP orgy, I wouldn't want to scissor any of these gross fatties.

Maybe I'll just start collecting amber samples with mosquitoes that bit white people.

Garfield eats was a halal lasagna restaurant. Even the pepperoni was beef instead of pork.

Look, people are going to act like faggots day in and day out. What I do know is that there is a very clear abuse of police power to take someone's God-given right to act like a complete faggot.

Heinrich Himmler with Pregnant Anne Frank as his X avatar.

 

[Secret Boots]

They do not want to play as fetal alcohol hot dogs. They are clearly ugly and gay.

 

[Bullet Kin]

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I love this retarded 'lolcow' perception you have, when you also exhibit the exact same mannerisms as a lolcow, and your not exempt from being shat on either because when you get your shit kicked in on twitter, your spergouts are hilarious. You throw shit out and lie, and when someone bites back, you and your little butt-buddies immediately defer to gaslighting the narrative and claim they're chimping out and that they're the retarded ones. Classic loser degen behaviour, and it's why anyone and everyone should effectively oust you out and ignore your existence and weak attempts to instigate. It's a surprise no one sees your attention grabbing as pathetic in it's own right, or how much of your worthless life you've spent wasted on going after a fucking roblox youtuber. You're not impressing anyone other than 3-4 of the same like minded bottom feeder retards, who mind you, haven't done shit in their own life, and that is why you come to servers like this, to feed like a parasite off the drama to cover for your own lack of sociability because you're such a fucking loser.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You have to admit, making your profile pic one of the alpacas your cult genocided is pretty metal.

You call it wasted time, I call it billable time.

Ban anime, nuke japan, etc.

GO OUTSIDE WEIRDOS!

You can't just throw someone into a padded cell and a straight jacket because they think magic hedgehogs are talking to them in America.

Kiwis can be nominated for the Bufords, the Julays are for lolcows

Oh God, he's literally this meme, isn't he.

wow, for a lolcow like her she sure is cute. real shame. tbh

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

making Nazis mad is the only way I can get pleased sexually anymore. The doctor tells me there is no cure.

From here.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Does anyone have tips on chastity cage brands for slightly below average sized penises?

Ladies, we only have one hole. Don't let a man talk you into getting fucked like a homosexual.

sonic is now my 'women' and now a disabled man in a wheelchair eating a chili dog is what gets me off.

Yea ok I got turned on by the giant asteroid worm voring the Millennium Falcon in Star Wars or whatever.

You are a fag bro, just put the dicks in the bag lil nigga

@Travis Touchdown (REAL) and his ass are grass and I'm gonna mow it.

This place used to have standards and now look its a bunch of ladyboys running around farting on each other's balls

@Null
I have a complaint about your website.
This is coming from a concerned mother. I let my young 31 year old autistic bouncing baby boy have controlled internet access, and I was under the assumption that this website would be okay for him to browse. He loves coming up to me and telling me about his favourite little characters like Boss man John or Jack rekaeta, but today when I opened the door to his room to give him his lunch nuggies I caught him looking at this thread full of half naked fat women wearing horse equipment.
This leaves me no choice but to ban this website from our home network.