random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Lawrence of Algeria]

you offered to pay people to ejaculate onto a picture of someone and to give them a special role on your discord server for it

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I have a feeling the dude will be outed as a Pedro

Don't you mean "pedophile"?

Yes. My my bad

 

[Meat Target]

imagine being owned by the libs so hard that they make you scared to watch anime.

Maybe you have a point, OP. As a Sonic fan, you certainly have enough experience in being a faggot to spot it in other media.

Might I recommend a more wholesome and entertaining activity, such as self-flagellation?

 

[Spergenschütz]

Blimey, ayylmao. Can't fucking stand that moron.

got any history with AyyIMAO and Blimey? I keep seeing him/her a lot and I wasn't sure if they got kiwi farms made about that panda?

...What? Mate, do you even speak English?

yes, just give me info on who AyyIMAO is and I'll give you a lot of money.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

mind-bending magical powers of "cognitive empathy" AKA TELEPATHY

 

[Fìddlesticks]

>Well adjusted member of society.
>On KiwiFarms.

Pick one.

 

[Meat Target]

He looks human to me, but it sounds like you've got a lot of experience with little boy sex dolls so I'll defer to your expertise.

Don't tell anyone about my dickhole antfarm, pally

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

"Son of the Mask" makes my chest swell with pride every time I watch it. Indeed, it is a modern day neo-Norse epic that celebrates the ancient religion of our heathen ancestors and is yet another admirable work of White culture. Only the noble Aryan race could have created a film of such color, passion, and reverence for tradition. The (((critics))) know this, which is why they hate it so vehemently. As the Nordic-blooded children of the sun, it is our solemn duty to defend this magnificent film (and by extension Western civilization) against its loathsome anti-White detractors. Our ancestors must surely be smiling down upon us from Valhalla and Folkvangr everytime we maskpost. Hail Wotan and hail victory. Bravo Guterman And long live "Son of the Mask."
This is the part where you boogie

 

[Gone Ham]

There are no personal identifiers on Zillow and you have to hunt for personal location by hacking. Quite frankly every one of you deserves to have insane people search you out and kill you. That would make all this "square".

 

[round robin]

If 13% of blacks commit 50% of murder, that means every black person in America is a criminal.

 

[Meat Target]

Kiwifarms brand suicide vest, because the thought of owning KF merchandise makes me want to wear one.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Every once in a while I think to myself what a wonderful world.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

My nose and my dick are so big I look like a boomerang with legs

This article is accurate science. My nose and my feet are huge, and I have difficulty walking because my junk gets in the way

Truly the nigger of the dog world

Is... is that first pic a nerve or a tendon? Oh dear god.

The glittery nail polish on the rotting toe is a nice touch.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

From Řöłäňđ:

If no one invites me to any chats in the next hour I'm gonna dm Null my entire trap spank-bank.

 

[NoReturn]

"I am obese and I am NON-COMPLIANT!!!"

 

[Local Fed]

Friday: How do you do, my fellow domestic abuse survivors? #Victim AF

Also, I searched for the term "braphog."

I ain't a space injun

If you stare into the retardation, the retardation stares back at you.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I'm writing a book titled "My dark career - Operation: Nigger golem."

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Honestly anybody who hates on Joe Winko is probably jealous they don’t have a sick hat like he does.

 

[Screw Danlon]

That smells like the righteous indignation of a man who owns dildos.

 

[Meat Target]

Hello I'm here for the amputee porn.