random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[NyQuilninja]

wtf I love doing bootleg meth now

Have any of the asian staff members committed sudoku using the girldick yet?

Reminder that you have lived to see the FBI define butterface in a handbook.

They look like they're wearing clown vomit

This is the main purpose of these negresses' designs too, so the qweenz can suck all the grease and meat off Popeye's chicken like baboons and fight other negresses before and during their meal without visibly staining up their clothes for afterward when they go to da club.

She's a lying liar who lies.

 

[Childe]

Are you threatening to burn my house down, Harvey?

Well, Harvey Weinstein, Tony Robbins, and Donny Trump Jr have threatened me in more ways than one on this thread.

I don't know, Harvey. It's the Jew in me.

Richard Grannon takes over for Alan Dershowitz to disguise him on Kiwifarms. There is proof that he has talked to other Harvey Weinstein accusers.

 

[Full Race Replay]

This is his social life lmao

 

[NyQuilninja]

Forget kill a commie for mommy and embrace kill a nog to piss of zog!

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

"I would hope these words resonate in sweet familiarity to fellow incels, either cognizant of their situation or not."

Spoiler: source

I had to read the indictment. Yet another demented man-child. He was hoping for a Kill Count of 3000 people. He was discharged from the military for entry-level performance and conduct. Why are incels so emotional?

Spoiler: What a dramatic fool.

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[DJ Grelle]

Give me futa or give me death

 

[Rekkington]

I'm always kitted out for melee

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

God the FBI are such fucking newfags

 

[Zero Day Defense]

My nigga ass got big bang attacked

 

[Hitman One]

Can you imagine 6 foot tall, 220 pound Kevin, wearing an anime tee and booty shorts, yelling in his gay man accent, striding toward you in the bread aisle?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I am going to store multivitamins up my asshole and try not to stand in the "oven" line.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Buzzfeed is always fun in a "I'm going to the human zoo!" sort of way

 

[Aunt Carol]

Current year is a grim place for young lesbians.

 

[NyQuilninja]

There.

I went into the Middle Franconian Regional Forensic Psych Ward as a political prisoner because I sexually molested teenagers at a Fridays for Future protest in Nuremberg.

There are people in the world who think you suck the semen out of Winnie the Xi's. One of the people who believes this is Winnie the Xi himself.

How many dicks do you have to suck to be able to distinguish the taste of clean and unclean?

Alright I've got guac on my cock and am ready to go, line up ladies and lets do some SCIENCE!

 

[DeadwastePrime]

nothing is going to stop me on my quest for cum

 

[NyQuilninja]

50 acres and a dildo now come out to 10 million dollars and a 50 pack of bussy in 2021 for gay reparations.

Can they start with my dick? Two years of being a KF user has left it small and broken and it wasn't like that before.

Is he jacking himself off by writing himself in the third person? Christ.

I'm COOOOOOMING!

Oh no, now I'm STROOOOOOOKING!

Like they say: inside every skinny person is a fat person trying to get out.

Inside every fat person is a skinny one being digested.

 

[Ramborambo]

He has a face only the claw end of a hammer would love.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Your right to recreationally pee your pants doesn't begin until you're washing them yourself.

 

[Meat Target]

Joshua Moon and Sam Hyde are the same person.

I have never wanted an Islamic Content rating more than I want one now, you fucking bastard.

You Americanos are so homosexual that words are literally murder for you. Fucking nuke yourself already.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Shut up and die already. I need something to piss on.