random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Ponderous Pillock]

"Look, I'm going to actually adhere to the "Fluttershy" part of my name and give you some friendly advice"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cant-a-person-have-a-chance-to-change.117669/page-65#post-11777262

Wonderful Brony Faggotry from @VermilionFluttershy

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Oh woah as me

 

[Dingleberry Cupcakes]

"When I have sex with him, I hope it sways him away from his mother"

Fiona to Bella, about Chris.

 

[Michael Janke]

this is from the chat but

"not all companies are all in on the woke thing, but once domino's starts selling the girldick pizza, we're in big trouble."

 

[Lando Griffin]

When I have sex with him, I hope it sways him away from his mother"

Fiona to Bella, about Chris.

Chris Chan: I can make my Mom orgasm like no other!

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

Nobody is going to pay money to see a fat fuck fall over and die.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I thought the whole thing was hilarious. It's not like it was a real funeral, just a bunch of nerds in a video game.

 

[Sissyagamben]

“Come here, I will hug you! Suction cups feel good…”
S10 E11 family guy Japanese octopus chasing after a school girl. The come here I will hug you part is said in Japanese
…I’m anticipating a lot of autism react but my special obsession is family guy

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Bruh... You're trying to get LAID, just go, "Haha, yeah." and keep the third reich out of it.

 

[winterfag]

From the Garfield Eats guy

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

"Even Jesus would be tempted to give some of these guys an atomic wedgie."
Incels.is thread

 

[Professor Pootis]

"Yes I did do pedo actions."

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

has
"Incest is never "Wincest" (Epic UGH!)" -Chris Chan
been considered yet?

 

[Blackhole]

I'm a straight man and washing my arse doesn't make me feel gay.

Which is surprising really as I use one of those 18 inch high plastic fists to do it with.

I'm sure nothing bad will come from this and people totally won't look back at this period 30-40 years in the future with abject horror and revulsion, no siree

 

[SevenEightNine]

I wish I had a talking goose imaginary friend that I can go on crazy adventures with.

 

[soulgains]

"Criminals are based."
-Nicholas J. Fuentes

 

[The Ancestor]

we’re only on page 9

 

[mario if smoke weed]

"Criminals are based."
-Nicholas J. Fuentes

Something's wrong with that kid

 

[5000% Sure]

Some favorites from Diane Kelly/Purr Cat Cafe:

"I believe there is a harassment occurring currently from 1 particular group of individuals. Meow. Meow. PURR!!!"
"Additionally, I know you enjoy having several different sexual partners. I have no interest at all having a woman that works for me that has several different sexual partners."
"We have no cats Kathleen! We are opening a cat cafe! There is a bit of a disconnect here."
"Be prepared to stand up in court and tell the world how you lie. The truth is going to come out Kathleen."
"Clearly there is no interest in Cat Cafe here. No Meow. Meow. PURR for Boston."

 

[NicholasScooterBus]

"Incest is wrong, but we're not related, so bend over."