random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

In reality, the only thing we're guilty of is being assholes and mocking stupid people.

Look, if I cut off everyone who had silly mainstream media supported views, I'd pretty much only have Kiwis for company. Then we'd get drunk, decide it'd be a laugh to go off the grid and farm actual kiwis on some marginal land, and suddenly we're schizoposting about being gangstalked by Keffals.

I hate to have to be the one to break this to you but your friend may be a fucking retard.

Show description: "we talk about bad people like hitler"
I hit 'more episodes' and it has titles like "We Watch Jordan Peterson's New TV Show" and "The Racist Cult Behind Herbal Tea"

The floppies wont slot themselves !

>patreon is managed by a coprophile
>premium subscription tier is called “Muck Master“

And then the AI gets nerfed or shut down for deciding the world would be better long term if Hitler won

As if the anime-girl-over-confederate-flag picture wasn't enough of a giveaway.

I am integrating this into my belief system.

Do you want Total Cap? More radical than we can today conceive?

its really unsettling watching those humps jiggle

You know I was wondering how this man got to this point of homosexuality and retardation, The video revealing he never had a father explains so much.

Remember, we're more reasonable than 4chan.

I am intrigued by this sentence. Please expound.

If it'll drop an Elk, it'll drop a furfag.

getting her up the stairs using a giant sized cup and piece of paper, spider-style, to avoid touching her stank-body

 

[Geranium]

The fact that he does "cute" stuff with her sounds like two people playing Twister in a concentration camp.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Putting self-respecting and redditor in the same sentence. Now that's a first

sure, it should be more effort to work a whole herd of alpaca on a ranch, but-and this is vital- only if you actually do it.

I've had better discussions here with people that hate me than I could have on reddit.

Two lesbians LARPing gay sex. How many layers of misogyny and fetishization of gay men are they at? Because this is one sad rainbow cake.

This is, of course, a minor point, but what fucking goth girl listens to a boomer band like Rush?

 

[Spud]

I'm illiterate. I only pretended to read Mein Kampf to make friends.

Not that it makes it any less of an abhorrent act but was it a female or male retard?

 

[LurkTrawl]

We shall whisper to them of the glories of CSS and HTML, we will teach them how to type more than 5 words a minute, we shall show them the wonders of the holy mouse, and we shall keep the world ticking another day. But why? Why would we do such a thing? So that we may take the normies tribute of gold and graphics cards and we shall build monuments to our majesty! Rigs so powerful they reach the height of skyscrapers and burn so hot that oceans of coolant and fans the size of small islands are required to keep the superheated plasma from spilling out and vaporizing whole city blocks!

And at last we shall be able to play Crysis at 60 FPS with all the settings at max! AVE DEUS MECHANICUS !

You too can prep your woman for the dog. A perfect gift for the animal fucker in your family.

 

[stupid frog]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The allure of depicting yourself as a 10,000-foot-tall, carrot-chomping, gay cocaine addict may, for some youth, be too great to resist.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/these-...bt-and-screwing-up-scientific-studies.148729/

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Do not resist my pepperoni stick again.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Question: Would it be unreasonably difficult to make it so the random quotes that are from forum posts also link to that forum post?

Sometimes I see something up there and want to know the lore behind it. I don't know shit about coding so if its impossible or just a ton of extra work forget it.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I can't fathom it, unless "getting with a mentally ill mutilated ugly girl with facial hair and zippertits and doing it in the butt while fondling her semi-permanent enormous skin tag" really turns your crank. The fact that he does "cute" stuff with her sounds like two people playing Twister in a concentration camp. I wonder if he cheats on her constantly and if it's with men, women, or some third terrible option

Comparing all Americans with niggers who can't even talk properly is like me saying all Australians are gasoline sniffing, child fucking abbos

Anyways that is my story about how Dream and his fans made me transphobic.

 

[Aunt Carol]

it can't wait until morning, i need to trigger this retard NOW NOW NOW NOW

I don't care what you say about actual vaginas, but they can take a beating and keep on ticking.

 

[Haffhart]

Question: Would it be unreasonably difficult to make it so the random quotes that are from forum posts also link to that forum post?

Sometimes I see something up there and want to know the lore behind it. I don't know shit about coding so if its impossible or just a ton of extra work forget it.

You could try putting the quote into the search bar and looking for it either sitewide or in this thread. You might find the source that way with some effort.

 

[PhoBingas]

Max Headroom was a documentary and the events were filmed in real time.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

The vibrating Nimbus 2000. Fun for the whole family.

These children are now adults and are still using the broom.

Fun for all ages.

 

[Haffhart]

NO FUN ALLOWED, NO, NOT EVER, NO FUN NO FUN NO FUN REEEEEEE

 

[The Legend 27]

"I'm sorry Anon, I'm only attracted to guys that shower and have a job."

 

[PhoBingas]

"We can't stop here. This is child support country"

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Wow. A balloon. Meanwhile our corporations could zero in on a toad's dick with their satellites at any time.

Sounds like a name of a paper eating fetish video.

Another day, another arc in the suicide forum thread. I love it.

This is the most damning evidence I've seen that the country is in decline. Once Shrek statues start getting stolen it's obvious the social contract has been torn up and set on fire. Vandalism is one thing but precious art theft breaks my heart. Some exceptional individual must have spent afternoons to craft a piece of that size. I can only hope this Shrek makes it's way back home safety and that whatever criminal stole him in the first place turns himself in to make amends. This is what cultural degradation looks like people!

Heretic! You deny Shrek's Divinity?!

Justified self defensive drunk driving isn't a phrase I thought would actually make sense.

That look like a penis with a penis with an erection. I didn't realize cursive would be so erotic.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Somewhere, someone is furiously masturbating to this.

If only Randy Stair was still alive to see a guntuber producing content specifically for people like him

Also fuck Lujan. Not literally. Like fuck her and I hope she dies of AIDs/and or mass nigger rape.

We live in a society in which playing a video game that is basically Red Dead/skyrim with teenage wizards turns you into a mass killer of trannies.

I hate Redditors so much it's unreal.

Remember, your speech is violence, their violence is speech.

We need a "satanic" rating.

Oh hell ya the retarded non relevant article from 2002 I found proved worthwhile lmao.

This can only lead to a greater harvest.

 

[Spud]

KILL WOJAKS
BEHEAD WOJAKS
ROUNDHOUSE KICK A WOJAK INTO THE CONCRETE
SLAM DUNK A WOJAK POSTER INTO THE TRASH CAN
CRUCIFY FILTHY FEELSFAGS
DEFECATE IN A WOJAK'S FOOD
LAUNCH WOJAKS INTO THE SUN
TOSS WOJAKS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES
FEED WOJAKS TO PIRANHAS
CURB STOMP FAGS POSTING WOJAIK
JUDO THROW WOJAKSS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER
KARATE CHOP WOJAKS IN HALF
URINATE INTO A WOJAK'S ROUTER
STIR FRY WOJAKS IN A WOK
REPORT WOJAKS TO THE IRS