random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

Stop speaking in surrender-monkey.

 

[HumanHive]

noooo the paypigs can't know how fucking rich I am

 

[AMHOLIO]

It feels like I'm being poisoned but in a fun way.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I've located your address and have sent letters full of cum to your mailbox. You fucked up big time faggot.

 

[Meat Target]

Fuck Nostalgia, Fuck the 80's and Fuck the 90's. Oh, and fuck the FFVII remake/reboot whatever.

So he’s basically Brianna Wu if he’d never chopped his dick off. He still gets fucked in the ass except his spouse has something to grab onto when she(?) gives him a reach around.

had that "give me a wedgie and throw me in a locker" smirk even back then

If you live in a trailer with 8 kids wouldn't debtors prison be an improvement?

 

[We Are The Witches]

That new vest is gayer than Paul Lynde,Bruce Vilanche and a cloned army of Ryan Seacrests with freshly waxed and bleached orifices fucking it out in a Olympic sized swimming pool full of ky jelly to the sound of Scissor sister's top hit songs blasting while Richard Simmons referees the buttfucking.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

It's 2021 and the women are men and the men are all gay faggots.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Alex desperately has a small child trace art and then fill it in with black to pretend he does work as he continues to try and figure out how to keep 550 retards from leaving.

You know how back in the old days, particularly curt editors could just stamp REJECTED on an article and have it sent back to the author in a publication? I would like to see a FUCKING KILL YOURSELF stamp judiciously used on these reporters.

"Respectful Manner" for a nigger means he tried to rape her, correct?

From my observations respectful in nigger language means rapping about how much you want to bang her sweet fatty hoe ass, from a safe distance.

 

[Bixnood]

As a ero-guro connoisseur ,

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Journalists and especially relatives of Maroon 5 frontmen do not get to lecture us on morality!

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Misread the thread title as "Shapiro" and thought, "I'm disappointed, but not entirely surprised."

These people Fap themselves to ‘ol Yeller!

 

[DerKryptid]

 

[NyQuilninja]

"I'm not gay, but I like to have sex with men"

A real who's who of who gives a fuck.

If the holocaust didn't happen then what have I been jacking off to? Checkmate, OP

Kiwi Farms is full of such kind, helpful people!

Fat retarded sad man in dress complaining about online dating.

What a tragedy.

Dude, stop. I'm in public and the thought of hunting feds like the filthy animals that they are is giving me a raging hard-on.

If my child is a faggot, I would still love him. If he is a troon, I would still love him. I may not respect him, but I would still have the familial ties.

If my child is a journalist, I will disown him.

Faggot
Butt
Intercourse

Find me one mentally-stable English person, and I'll eat my hat and buy you a Coke.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I wanted to be a ninja turtle when i was little, but when i asked my parents for radioactive goop they didn't haul my ass over to Chernobyl

 

[DerKryptid]

I still remember where I was the first time I saw young Vicky; I was standing in her bedroom. Well, one of them anyway. They had a painting of her pinned on the wall, and it was a magical moment. It's a shame everyone remembers her as a hunchbacked shut-in, mourning the death of her incest husband, because she was quite a looker in her Instagram years.

 

[CatParty]

Somehow, white supremacy had shown up in our sex

 

[Aunt Carol]

Malt-o-Meal has a cereal identical to Frosted Mini Wheats. Troons like this should be thrown headfirst into a wood chipper.

(Makes perfect sense in context, but damn that's big Carthago delenda est energy.)

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe it's your name. You said "Meat Target", she heard "Vagina", then couldn't not follow up vagina with things she does with her vagina.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Damn nigga save some of those chromosomes for the rest of us

 

[KiwiFuzz]

In conclusion water is best, milk is good, and lactose intolerance is a sure sign of racial inferiority.