random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SCSI]

I dunno what is a bigger manifestation of clown world: the notion that men can be women or that federally subsidized crack pipes are a thing.

At least we Kiwis only call you a Nigger then forget you exist unless you are a Lolcow.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Its still a goat, so I'd still pet the goat. Maybe it'll give me forbidden knowledge.

Aww. I love you leafs, and your crazy goose too.

The World is a weird place.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

I was okay until I scrolled down and saw the thumb guy.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Lucky for me, I love lesbian chauvinists with strap-on cocks who want to start a family and there's nothing anyone can do about it. ♥ Fuck my ass and call me Lucy

 

[Zero Day Defense]

A few weeks later my penis fell off at karaoke.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

The C stands for NIGGER. All letters of the alphabet stand for NIGGER.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Thanks for educating me though, have a great day. May god have mercy on your soul.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Lol well then I declare my self a health authority and with a couple ounces of lead [SELF-REDACTED FED POST]

As a qualified nutritionist and aroma therapist (we had a whole conversation about which solvent smells the best yesterday) I declare covid mandates to be super gay and I would not have sex with them.

As a salesman of and expert in fine narcotics (meth, crack, and heroin), I declare that all mandates relating to covid 19 to be fake and gay and that it is now legal to say the n word in public.

 

[Meat Target]

Get absolutely fucked up the ass with an icepick. Report me for glowing niggers.

we had a whole conversation about which solvent smells the best yesterday

 

[KiwiFuzz]

People like Kevin don't speak out about pizza-cummers and whatnot other than a mere mention specifically because people like him ARE the pizza-cummers and whatnot.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Harvest

Anthony unsexed:
like earth salted dead. Kiwis
wait, fistula blooms.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

If gay men didn't center their identity around a squalid hole which the sole purpose is to excrete foul, solid waste, there wouldn't be so much homophobia.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

eat the god damn duck head, sia.

they literally exist to eat eucalyptus and die.

 

[Cats]

 

[Meat Target]

this opens up a big ethical question
if you can look Uncle Sam in the face and say "lol i fuked ur glow" is it your win or your loss?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Just the thumbnails are more than enough to give me cancer

Ontario is so fucked

Completely unrelated, but HONK has been the go-to defuser for arguments between my wife and i since this whole debacle started. It's been a serious net positive in our marriage.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

greer being greer doesnt change anything about whores being whores

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

The people here falling over themselves to simp over crazy goth lady for a crump of pussy is why I thank Vishnu every night for being gay

I would still not fight some nigga over the glorious holy land of Home Depot

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Everything everywhere at all times is about niggers, including you reading this comment.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Fuck you and your 'aw shucks' routine, you've pulled it with like five people so far who called you out for being a fucking actual retard with the thread you made. It's not cute and the fact that you're trying to go with cute is cringe as all hell.