random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Neovagina creation -Dr Brassard, Montreal based

 

[Meat Target]

being lectured by the US government at this point is like being scolded about your dietary habits by Jeffrey Dahmer.

The emperor is not only butt naked, he's drooling with senility and can barely restrain himself from dry humping any child unlucky enough to get too close.

 

[Big Nasty]

Godspeed you sodomite. I hope and pray that you are not fucked with.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Maybe Pringles are better fed to living rats. The dead ones don't need that creamy flavour.

 

[McSchlomo]

He was tempted by the offer of a coom so great he would never be able to coom again, a coom that could only be had at the edge of a scalpel, and he took it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I only know one person IRL that uses .40 and nobody likes him.

Yes, Disney is using the concept of kinning (may Allah forgive me for even uttering this word) to make money.

Stop consooming shoes. You don't need every new pair of Jordan's, Jamal.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

 

[Return of the Freaker]

my neovagina has won awards. you wish you could dilate me faggot.

 

[Blackhole]

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my alpacas are dying

a car bomb? at this time of year, at this time of night, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your parking lot?

FUCKING STREET SHITTERS ARE MORE DEMOCRATIC THAN A COUNTRY RUN BY NIGGERHITLER

 

[BrunoMattei]

Its like the begining/end of Citizen Kane, only Lowtax's final word was "Gooftroop" and no one gave a shit.

 

[Computer Guardian]

So the criminal nigger gets a holiday for being made into a dead criminal nigger.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Surprisingly, the human brain is a complex thing, even Kevin's.

When I transitioned my kids I shot my M-4 off my nut sack to demonstrate to them that even though it is loud as hell it doesn't kick.

they wouldn't need to have that badge if their uniforms didn't make them look so fuckable

Unable to find a buyer, and wanting nothing more to do with the piece of hot garbage, I surrendered it to my local police station.

 

[Meat Target]

They managed to digitally create a lisp?

Okey, so no diet coffee station means "coffee maker with ice cream condiments" in fat speak.

 

[40 Year Old Boomer]

did you just call asuka a fucking waifu because we can go to the goddamn Pastadome right now you uncultured fuck.

 

[Meat Target]

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"You're actually fighting with your toilet on twitter".

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

They needed a circlejerk so bad they accidentally started fucking each other in the ass.

 

[Meat Target]

sorry im too busy participating in the demonic blood orgy to care

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Imagine the smell…if you need an assist think of that weird autist retard girl in middle school who never changed her pad. You’re welcome.

I am amazed that he managed to get laid with all this pussy repellent in the first place

Another martyr suffering in holy ecstasy for Gender Jesus.

Simba Lion? Simba is Swahili for lion, this motherfucker legally changed his name to Lion Lion.

It's a cute shirt, and I wouldn't have thought about Squishmallows if I saw you wearing it in public

Thanks for reminding me of another reason why I left teaching...

Utterly Islamic. We’re living in hell.

 

[Meat Target]

Was it the pink-as-fuck profile that gave away how zogged I am by the sissy hypno?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Edit: I don't know what the weird-vagina-exercising market is like but these people would probably make a killing off of the clench-sensing tech if they licensed it to the adult toy market. Now I'm also mad they are stifling innovation and leaving money on the table.