random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[large_farva]

For your consideration:

9-11 taught me that if a President can watch his people jump from a burning building rather than to face the misery that was waiting for them and still stand up strong and say, "Fuck you, terrorists, I have nothing for you, then SO CAN I. - Ashley Rheiner / MsAshy Cat / Ashley's Tarot Corner

Context is she is comparing herself to the president when 9-11 happened because of people bullying her for being a junkie that plasters herself all over the internet making a fool of herself for all to see.

Video source for quote:

Spoiler: video archived

Ashley Nichole Rheiner / Ashley Rheiner/ Msashycat / Ashley's Tarot Corner - Nodding queen of tiktok tarot, drug addict, scammer

 

[Abu Muslim]

"Criminals are based", said by the Mexican fürher on his "debate" versus Cancerman Jim

 

[A Grey Cat]

"I'm literally passing gas out of my vagina!"-Landon "fanny traggot " Hiscock.

 

[rubytintedchix]

“My BBQ is getting heat it up.” -lolcow Jack Scalfani / Cooking with Jack Show on Youtube, on his latest pink chicken salmonella infused creation.

ETA the post/poster that suggested it…

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack.13468/post-11769422

 

[TheSword]

A good one from Queen of Pole

 

[sneedpest]

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/adam-white-chibi-chibinekodemyx-aquana-shinyaquana.10663/post-10137734

5th picture for more context.

 

[A-Stump]

'You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?'

 

[jimmybags]

"Yes I did do pedo actions. I did like cub. I don't do any of that anymore. I have been clean for a good five weeks."
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cant-a-person-have-a-chance-to-change.117669/#post-11749988

 

[Apochrypha]

"I actually hate it here!"

A friend of mine says this one all the time.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

I know nothing about your weird European sports where the prize is a loaf of bread or something.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

 

[JJLiautaud]

I submitted this one one a few months ago but it's still pretty damn funny.

I read that first line and thought "Lord, please let 'Alsatian' mean someone from Alsace."
No. No, of course it didn't mean that.

 

[The Last Stand]

Are those clouds on fire?

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Re-nominating this:

ALL I WANTED WERE PICTURES OF VILLAGER TOEBEANS (I meant like the actual little circles on the bottom of their in game sprite feet, I'm not a complete fucking deviant)

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Further, Mr. Stebbins is advised not to yell at court staff

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/david-...ayettevillesdavid.116370/page-7#post-11634094

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/david-...yettevillesdavid.116370/page-20#post-11779190

 

[Natsuki]

" We won't be real BOYFRIEND and real GIRLFRIEND unless we have sex" translated from the Spanish version of sonic highschool.... Tbh the badfics give so many phrases that would be perfect

 

[Willem Dafool]

"RIP Samuyil Hyde, Ghost of Kyiv"

 

[Vingle]

I think it's creepy this thread exists on this site, yet when I theorize about using lifelike child robots to catch pedos everyone loses their shit. Weird.

 

[Burn Book]

"YOU KNOW HE'S IN PULASKI COUNTY FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER ON TWO PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIEND LIST?" from the thread about a mother of thousands, Sammie Bushart: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/samantha-violet-bushart-and-the-sammieverse.46142/