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ShowtuhKahn said:
She put in her previous bio that she was a "kawaii anime boy" and thinks she's like a character from that yaoi anime "Gravitation". Basing your entire identity on your fucking fujo fetish is pathetic.
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Nobue said:
Haha. You want the youth pumped full of vaccines that are dangerous for them, and I want to pump the youth who are old enough full of cock. Who's the bad guy here?
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Pinball Lizard said:
I noticed forum icons filled with gross naked people and stuff. I think I may have stared in disturbed astonishment for a few seconds.
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Pinball Lizard said:
I wonder if I somehow happened upon a "deep web" site. I suspect I'll never know, as I'm sure as Hell never looking for it again.
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Secret Messages said:
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can we nominate the first 2 sentences for random.txt?
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Pissmaster said:
100 Classic Books for Nintendo DS: it's an official Nintendo release that has the word "nigger" in it, lmao
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Puerto Pollo said:
What, you don't consoom Star Wars grapes?
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Pope Negro Joe Ver. XIII said:
And the cancer is only because it gets your cells SO FUCKING HYPE.
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Pissmaster said:
Someone already tried to pick away at the decal to see if it's removable because they need a new refrigerator and don't want to have Daisy Ridley staring at them from their kitchen for the next 20 years
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The handsome tard said:
also, hay, you can call me a sociopath, fair enough but dont compare me to a furry. Now you are stepping too far, mister!
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You're an idiot said:
In the off chance any of you are underage and thinking about college I will give you this nugget of wisdom for free. If you are going to get into upwards of $100,000 of debt for college, and you aren't going to get a job that will immediately have you easily making a six figure salary, then you deserve the debt for being a retard and not thinking through what you are getting out of your investment. One of my buddies went into considerable debt for his degree, but because he was going to be making fuckloads of money afterwards it didn't matter, and he was completely free of his college debt after only a few years. Another one of my buddies went to some prestigious school so he could get a fancy degree and pursue his passion (which did not require any sort of prestigious education), he also went into debt, but his job doesn't pay for shit. I told him he was wasting his money on it, and he's still in pain from that decision.
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“Everybody is identical in their secret unspoken belief that way deep down they are different from everyone else.”

“The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.”

“Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est" (loosely translated: "They can kill you, but the legalities of eating you are quite a bit dicier").”

“Mediocrity is contextual.”

“Yes, I'm paranoid — but am I paranoid enough?”

“she committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously if you think about it, the other arm.”

“He knew what the Beats know and what the great tennis player knows, son: learn to do nothing, with your whole head and body, and everything will be done by what's around you.”

“Nothing brings you together like a common enemy.”

“Describe-the-sort-of-man-you-find-attractive-and-I'll-affect-the-demeanor-of-that-sort-of-man”

“Why do prostitutes when they get straight always try and get so prim? It's like long-repressed librarian-ambitions come flooding out.”

“Clichés earned their status as clichés because they're so obviously true”

“Act in Haste, Repent at Leisure" would seem to have been almost custom-designed for the case of tattoos.”

“That no matter how smart you thought you were, you are actually way less smart than that.”

“I’ll gladly identify myself if you’ll first simply explain what it is I’m identifying myself as. This is my position. You’re requiring me to attest to facts I do not possess. The term for this is ‘duress.’”

“Don't worry about getting in touch with your feelings, they'll get in touch with you.”

“Why is the truth usually not just un- but anti-interesting?”

“Talk about solid turds all you want. The molecular integrity of shit is small potatoes.”

“I'm awful sorry to bother. I can come back. I was wondering if maybe there was any special Program prayer for when you want to hang yourself.”

“naïveté is the last true terrible sin in the theology of millennial America.”

“The thing about people who are truly and malignantly crazy: their real genius is for making the people around them think they themselves are crazy.”

all from David Foster Wallace, “Infinite Jest”
 
“I just want to chill with my friends and use Twitter” -Dream
“Are we having a dance partyyyy?” -Robyn Grozintzky-Ramirez
 
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