random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Maricón de Mierda]

Holy shit you talk like Jews are some kind of Saturday morning cartoon villain.

God this site is wholesome. Bringing families closer together.

Kinda like bumfights, only far more autistic.

Was anyone really surprised that she got tricked by a 15 year old let alone a 15 year old who's in a special ed class? I'm honestly not because Autumn is not just a retard but rather a special Habsburgian type of retard that makes Charles II of Spain look like Einstein.

You know a thread is going to be good when the cow is both a racist AND a pedophile

also who's gonna tell that poor girl that this man wants to HAVE SEX WITH BABIES

I feel like I've been added to several watchlist just for looking at this thread

Rest in power, you beautiful, giant cock-having man.

 

[Skitarii]

Megalovania originally had an Islamic chant in the background but Nintendo made Toby take it out

 

[Return of the Freaker]

We're in the Thunderdrome, son. Either you put up your dukes and scream like an retard or you'll become Blaster's next victim.

woops I cummed on the thread. Anyone got a pack of tissues?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

My first order of business would be rounding up all the dealers and throwing them in pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

 

[Meat Target]

THEN BAM, THREE FINGERS IN THE SHITTER,

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'm not going to let facts get in the way of my antisemitism

 

[Useful_Mistake]

its like advanced cuckonomics call her and have her moaning on other end of phone

 

[Dolomite]

anyway i will possibly do more crimes for more freemason power if i can psych myself up for it

 

[Table Country]

I'm going to twist your neck into a pretzel

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

From a reddit screenshot in the Tranny Sideshow thread

A Woman is someone who identifies as a Woman. You can suck her dick, you're still straight. She's a Woman.

 

[I am vomit]

I believe I have a human right of speech which includes the word Nigger

 

[lol rascal]

"No, actually, like, 40% of the population is fat, so I would say that's most. Yeah, I would say. You should do some research before you open your ignorant mouth, Layla!"

(Quote from Chantal in the Foodie Beauty thread, not by the user who wrote the post)

 

[Skitarii]

Kiwi Farms is like if you went to a zoo and kidnapped all of the orangutans and then took them to a different zoo where you all stood outside the orangutan enclosure laughing at them and talking shit.

What was the question again?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Presenting your fetish to children is a human right, apparently.

 

[I am vomit]

I would love to see him draw a xenomorph with gigantic tits.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I cannot hold space for others trauma safely in this headspace

 

[Gentlebastard]

Tip: when you're downloading child porn ensure you're wearing a frock when you do it.

 

[Blackhole]

EVERY animefag is a pedophile until proven otherwise. Presumption of guilt, not innocence, applies.

It seems pedophiles only come in 2 flavors: Utterly retarded and ruling the goddamn world and there's no middle ground or changing camps.

Whether pro-choice or pro-life, can we all agree that describing abortion as a "sacred practice" is literal Ba'alist, Molochist death cult shit?

The blessed day of the Biden-Nigger-Moment edges ever closer.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Yeah, all the kids in highschool loved the STU (Shakespearean Theatrical Universe)

 

[NoReturn]

No one is going up longer than rectum.