random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Oxyjen]

ETA- not a medfag by any means, just read a few books about brutal bear maulings

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

How fucked up would it be if the last thing you saw, as you choked on your own blood, was Snoopy holding a smoking AR-15?

 

[Anne Hyroe]

You sound like a geek and if you ever have a baby i'm going to knock him out.

 

[Blackhole]

At this point, we're so far down the clown world rabbit hole that Moloch himself could drop out of the sky and I wouldn't bat an eye.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Adult baby struggles to find work as employers don't like him wearing nappies

Can't do a proper quote, so linking.

 

[Blackhole]

It's true. Destiny is my best friend. When we play League of Legends, he's in Platinum and I'm a mere Goldlet, but he still carries me. I am a Tahm Kench support one trick and Destiny plays ADC. Before each game, I say "It's time to unbench the Kench", and he responds by reassuring me, "I will always unbench your Kench".

Don't forget the context where they're permanently infertile, permanently disfigured, permanently battling with their body's attempt to close their amhole, and permanently stuck dealing with hair and fluid seepage from said amhole.

Oh and permanently coping with the fact that they'll never be a woman, never fuck a woman, and will permanently live out the rest of their lives as the ultimate incel: a self-castrated eunuch.

No, STALKER, I did NOT use my mom's skills of upholstery to create nigger-skin leather seats for my car.

 

[3MMA]

The Troon is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him his birthname and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

 

[Sealbaby]

does the average person know about this? they should

 

[Mr Moonface]

Thank you for sharing. No, my wife didn't email you for sex and then insult your ankles.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

No, you cannot come to my apartment to party or anything. It is actually because of your kind of people and worse that my mother tells to not open the door to strangers and why I listen to her.

Post link.

 

[Haffhart]

FREEDOM AIN'T FREE. The coping and seething for trannies gotta be litterd with the SIM cards of based posters.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

People grasp around the elephant in the room, it's the Internet, it's Gamergate, it's Trump, it's young people, it's Tumblr, it's Demonic possession etc but the elephant is big vagina and its simps.

 

[Post Reply]

This has to be my favorite monkeyfucker dox yet.

 

[Wintersun]

uhm ackstually dip your balls into sulfuric acid

 

[axeltrite]

@/Null queer fat website of little nigs

 

[PfromAtrick]

I'm just going to ignore you all as of now. I know you won't be coming. And even if you do, you won't be geeing in my apartment in any way.
-wogglebuglover

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We'd just be going in a constant circle of snippy thread-derailing posts and angry internet stickers like an autistic ouroboros.

 

[Wintersun]

How about literally go fuck your own face with a weed whacker at full throttle.

 

[Law]

The man's relationship with reality is about on par with his relationship with women.