random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[mr.moon1488]

This is my new copypasta

I am almost always correct. And though I can come off as arrogant - I do it with finesse and style. You, though, appear kinda wet behind the ears, are pretty much an empty suit, and are scarcely fit to address me as you are so clearly my inferior. If we ever have a real debate about anything of substance (which seems unlikely as you are heavily on the trolling and shit stirring side of things) you will lose and lose badly. And I'll do it with half my brain tied behind my back.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

This hits close to home, for me it wasn't with a "meat machine" but a particularly revealing outboard motor.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Where is the campaign to harass KiwiFarms off of Twitter?

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

"burr ur ar an racest sexist transphobe"

ANNNND????? That's called being a human being. And humanity will not be replaced.

 

[Table Country]

He has found a miracle cancer drug held by shamans in a forgotten part of Ukraine which involves licking native rodents until you tingle

 

[Aunt Carol]

The very pants you wear right now were funded by your friend.

 

[Abella]

I could beat you in a fight. Just saying. I'm also the most respected member of this site and could easily get you permabanned. Just saying. I'm taller and smarter and more attractive than you. Just saying. I can beat up your little girlfriend too. Just saying. I'm also a better writer than you. Just saying. I have a bigger vocabulary than you. Just saying. I'm a better guitarist than you. Just saying. I'm the funniest member of this site. Just saying.

This is not clever. Your schtick may have mildly amusing as a bizarre spectaclento.some at first, but the novelty has long since worn off.

 

[Table Country]

It is not a troll it is the reality. Get fucking swept and please keep crying about it.

My God man, the broom has twisted your mind!
You've gone mad with power, throw it into the Fire before it's too late!

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

The trannies glow in the dark. You can see them if you're driving. You just run them over.

Lesbian is when penises touch

 

[Open Window Maniac]

#freestalin
#stalindidnothingwrong

 

[Brain Power]

Who would've thought the most venomous and dangerous creature that lives in Australia would be women.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Man, what a retard. I'm way smarter than him. My 2's always face the right direction. ALWAYS.

 

[SevenEightNine]

@Haru Okumura, chat
"His whole use case for Twitter is to be a belligerent retard in public."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Never get involved in a land war in Asia

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I have A/C

EDIT: Forgot the ropes course they have, that thing is extremely based.

If you've ever left your dick at a woman's house, you are not a man. That being said, I know a lot of guys who lost their balls that way.

I can't believe they're shoving perverted interracial degeneracy into what could have been wholesome teen lesbian vampire softcore

Steal your sister’s soap, shampoo, and conditioner instead of her panties you disgusting retards.

She was also a lot more cooperative with Dan Schneider regarding her feet than anyone has previously revealed.

MK Ultra Sex Kitten

'Look upon my gunt ye mighty and despair!'

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

We used to send guns to Ireland to fight the british. I think we need to send them to Britain for the same reason

I think all the newfags get to wear the gay jew badge until next year. I think it’s fair.

There @Tetragrammaton I fixed your shitty post, normally people would have to pay me for this.

That's a fairly shit suicide attempt, don't even die and kill 5 others.

women attempt suicide and men commit suicide.

ez, just dilate your temple with 9mm of lead.

 

[I am vomit]

You couldn't find a better illustration for "kiddy diddler" if you actively tried...

Man, I’m shaking in my boots at the thought of being beaten by a man whose wife has to beg online in order for him to eat because he’s so allegedly frail he couldn’t work.

All I see is wrinkly ballsack

Did this diabetes nigger really make an 'orange man bad' tweet in 2022?

So he only responded to 25% of the "good" letters sent to him, but he made sure one of them was "I did not fuck the Loud House Plushie"

Putting pajama pants on backwards and punching a hole in your window, both hahasilly indeed.

“Fuck it, have one of the students finish up the sewing, tee off is in 45 min, and this tranny won’t keep me from my gahlf”-stitches.

PS- excuse you, I am not Mr Misogyny. I am Mr Daisuke “my reputation for misogyny is legendary” Jigen. Show some respect, faggot.

He actually went to staff support and talked about his wife having yeast infections

Fucking lol

 

[The Line]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

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Is "Kiwi Farms" the new "4chan"? We seem to be the new player occupying that space for "just blame this one site for everything".

 

[NoReturn]

Save the good things for the bad times.

 

[Table Country]

What goddess is she based off, exactly? Blacqesha, Goddess of Pies and Cake?

It's actually Goddess Breadquanda, goddess of bountiful melon harvest.

While it's easy to confuse the two, the deity depicted is actually Ashawanabufontonquibalafondelaraquandralaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea.