random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This thread has always been shit. There are entire pages without gore

 

[Judgment Boy]

Courtesy of this old-but-gold post:

"This guy who poses a serious threat to Reddit, and with it, western civilization as a whole."

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I think nigger should nigger niggers and if nigger nigger niggers are offensive in nigger or nigger he should nigger them as he niggers. Whatever the nigger migger has behind niggers, there will always be niggers who will want to nigger it into what they want and will go about it as they see nigger. Null does not have to accept niggers he finds offensive and tolerate it because of some higher nigger. Bad niggers is bad niggers and if can get you kicked out of niggaurant or nigger gathering it can certainly get you nigger'd out of a forum.

He is entitled to have his own nigger as he sees fit, period. It is not nulls responsibility to provide a niggeround for freedom of nigger where you can have some niggers scream above all others and assert their right to have a nigger-horn. They can go off and spend their own money to build their own nigger. There are some posters that churn out niggers and start threads so nigger nigger you'd think it was actually their nigger, and the niggers they start all have common nigger themes rather than anything to do with NIGGERS or something niggering. The goal of these nigger is nigvious - flood the space with their niggers and their niggers follow niggers with niggering and niggering others who think it's nigger.

I always have a good time in the NIGGER threads and rarely if ever find anything but Niggers in them.Threads on Funny niggers, quirky nigger stories and odd moments are great. But the political nigger is at an all time high - I don't know if anyone else knows this but outside of the nigger News sites in general have actually a much lower content of nigger content and now nigger news sites are almost exclusively nigger in nature which always isn't particularly fun.

KF is getting higher and higher nigger of nigger nigger. Its reduction will bring about a more nigger site. You can set your nigger to a goal, but if the winds howl hard enough, they will determine the jigger and not your nigger. I don't know if my actions on the site or content would get me banned by Null if he took a new tact but I'd respect his decision either way.

We are his nigger, he is not our nigger.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This swatting is definitely ignorant enough for blacks to be involved.

@TheGuntinator

 

[Zero Day Defense]

She saw a lot of powerful women in her life become fully dickmatized and saw them make stupid choices

 

[Skitarii]

on the edit page you can read the truth about this falsehood probably written by a Bulgarian here

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Painting your nails should only be done for combat purposes (painting them with poison). Otherwise the nail paint gets in the way of important nail based activities such as scratching itches, peeling fruit and digging for tubers.

I've seen covid lockdowns and other things break a lot of KF users but Holy shit dude.

 

[Skitarii]

HE FIGHTS WITH HIS DAD
HE SIMPS FOR A TRANNY
ORSON ZEDDS HIS NAME
NOW SWEEP IT UP JANNY

 

[Chromeo]

"I can be the witch that gets you off from a distance and you can be the daddy that helps me move from my parent's house"

 

[Meat Target]

I feel the hottest when I am wet, so either covered in sweat, not showered in three days, and literally disgusting, or when I'm in a breast plate and a wet human unit gallivanting for a bunch of gays.

I hope this person is eaten by wild dogs.

The Spartans would've tossed this defective person off a cliff.

 

[Aunt Carol]

All your friends, all your relationships, all your free time is sunk into pretending to be an anthropomorphic skunk.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Calls his dick Weenie Kong.
"Time to Donkey Kong Jungle Beat my meat"

 

[SNAFU]

>Try to engage in existential reflection.
>get called an incel by some retard on the internet.
>Buddha was right
>Life is suffering.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

"Can we talk about the elephant in the room?"

Bruh, it's you you fat fuck. You're the elephant.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Reality is what is left when you stop believing in bullshit.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I think he spent so long coping that he didn't stop to consider that we aren't fucking fish.

I'm so glad trannies have somewhere to buy clothes that specifically accentuate their tuberous moobs. I've always wanted to walk down the street and be visually assaulted by a troon in latex with the jawline of a fitness model and the face of a bulldog.

 

[Local Fed]

On the internet, the stuff you want to go away seems to stick around, while the stuff you want to remain disappears.

What about my typing style is either female or obese?

Im going to sum up my whole political sperging to "anti-Moloch".

I love how everyone hates the kiwifarms.

show me the schizophrenia thread

The AGP smirk is spreading to manlets.

*wife getting gangbanged in background* So you’re saying I’m a cuckold? Erm, source?

 

[Meat Target]

"chugged 40 whole Capri Suns, I'm trippin' balls holy shit"

 

[I am vomit]

Now days apparently wanting to blow or get blown by someone in Nazi gear = Nazi.

For instance, he dismissed my art of Leaf getting slammed by Green as fake because I didn't give her black spats under her skirt. It's similar to people who stress over Sonic's design in that godforsaken fandom.

Let's not forget that in one of those forum posts he mentions getting fired from a job for having naked children on his computer screen.

he lists his extensive Donkey Kong forum experience on the same LinkedIn.

the only thing that doesn't get this guy off is adult human females

It's like his mind has a wiki page for fetishes with "you can help this article by expanding it" that constantly nags at him. If you do make a bingo card, may I suggest a 64x64 grid.

Happy Polly-Cystic Ovarian Removal Day from all of of us to soon to be the Hyster(ia/ical) Sister and her Beetus Meatus mister!

 

[mr.moon1488]

You dont know me.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/alan-michael-white-orson-zedd-regulus-youmans-nintenfreak-nintfjr.127316/