random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I'm from Mississippi, so I'm absolutely here for this incestuous Tiny Toons adaptation.

 

[Aunt Carol]

How come you know what God thinks?

 

[Autistic Joe]

Holy Hell 5 pages going from cringe kid to full stop convicted pedo. Is this a record?

From being ignored by Stacey to having CP on your phone all within in year is quite the big step I must say.

I figured that him sending his penis to minors would get him somewhere.

When the catboys send their people, they're not sending their best.

Amazing this thread is less than a year old and only five pages, yet in a way has already reached an ideal conclusion.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Nobody is going to curb stomp you for being diabetic.

 

[Blacked]

“Kiwi Farms cites incel domestic terrorist/mass shooter Elliot Roger as inspiration. How is this site still up? Please join @keffals in calling for @Cloudflare to stop hosting the site.”

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Kenya Jones said:
Is it just me or is there only tranny/school shooter quotes being put up in the random text thing right now? I want some ridiculous ones to fuck with trannies with that aren't tranny or school shooter related.

My Name is Mud said:
I keep reloading too and I've gotten the LOLCOW UPRISING one twice, a few tranny-related ones, some random ones, and zero Terry quotes.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Imagine being so into animals that you'd fuck a horse, but still not bothering to take care of their basic medical needs...

 

[JustSomeDong]

“ese, I hear the Jews were killed at Dachau Bell”

From a takimag article about soros posted by @MrJokerRager here.

 

[Table Country]

i dont need to do any kind of search to know you're a fat retard its pretty obvious

Poasting personal pics and insanity in an attempt to find "fame" should be met with the full force of Internet autism and treated as a viral infection.
To work, my beloved white cells.

I think it's funny when people I only know of from the internet get upset. I care enough about people in my real life, everyone on the internet is here for my amusement.

 

[as a latinx i]

 

[Hitman One]

Everyone on KF is just Null responding to xirself from different accounts.

 

[Table Country]

Doxxxing just feels good, nigger. Go ahead, pull down your pants and do it.

 

[Foxxo]

Twitter users don't understand random_text.txt.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Joshua Nullmoon DM'd me in 2014 at the height of Gamergate and offered me 0.5 BTC to eat 12 Mary Callender's pot pies on camera. He refused to elaborate.
Needless to say I took the money and ate the pies.

 

[Table Country]

FBI declared us a terrorist organizatinon last week, they sent a M-15 and 3 bags of psychedelic's to every forum member.
Maybe yours got lost in the mail

 

[Autistic Joe]

It's like we've gone down a rabbit hole and every rabbit we've found has been raped.

 

[Sneeds]

Just take the HRT, bro. You can still identify as a boy. You'll just be a pretty boi.

Its 2021. The world wants you to be a femboy, bigot.

You're gonna love dilating

Chop off your penis and mail it to your local rabbi

I'm looking up the word “femboy” to see what horrific shit I find

 

[MediocreMilt]

So I am a single-issue poster (I am here to participate in the Holocaust denial debate thread

 

[SCSI]

This magnificent example of scientific literature @Grub generously shared with the Farms. Sample below to intrigue and arouse, while preserving Jersh's SEO purity:

If you don’t scrutinize other men’s testicles regularly, you may not have noticed how widespread this is. Male testicles might have different sizes, and one hangs lower and behind the other. This is quite normal. The right testicle is often larger, but the left one hangs lower than the right in most males.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Nah Germany is more normal than that. I reckon somewhere random like Luxembourg or Montenegro