random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Autistic Joe]

Looks to me like the surgeon cut his dick off, skinned it, sliced his ballsack in two, and shoved the degloved dick-meat into the gash.

I mean… that’s unironically a pretty accurate summary of SRS.

 

[Ophelia]

Keffals got doxed by his bedsheets again.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Couldn't quote

 

[Aunt Carol]

Don't get me wrong I like petting cats but I won't let that cloud my judgement. Vote now to collect cats (not the user) in a bag and throw them into a fire.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

He could wander onto the set of Planet of the Apes and nobody would notice except for wondering why one of the chimps was so fat.

 

[stalkerchild]

"Oh, Nevermind that's in front of Auschwitz. 0 out of 5, very disappointed"

-Keffals looking at Nigglers

 

[Meat Target]

I did not click on your 30hour deconstruction of the Lusty Argonian Maid for you to advertise your politics.

 

[axeltrite]

I don't even think yaoi can't be blamed for that because if you check Japanese websites hosting that stuff it seems that those characters are nowadays drawn with comically large nipples.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

https://twitter.com/PhoxFucker/status/1561780086394822656 (archive.md)

"This is only the innocent victims that we know of, thousands of trans lives have probably been tragically taken before their time because of Joshua Conner Moon "

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I cannot imagine why Cock Waffles thinks he's going to be safe in Irelund when their version of cancel culture involves turning a car key and then throwing high speed, glittering confetti here, there, and everywhere.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

"GET WATER OR YOU WILL FUCKING DIE YOU RETARD, WE HAVE NO WATER LEFT, YOU'RE WEARING ALL OF IT. WE'RE OUT OF SALT AND POTASSIUM YOU'RE GOING TO STOP YOUR HEART FUCKFACE".

 

[Pissmaster]

Nerds are worse than niggers. Society went to shit when nerds stopped getting bullied. Look at Bill Gates and tell me nerds don't deserve painful death

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

How you gonna let your troon go out of the house in a mismatched outfit? Damn, girl. Tell ur ugly ass man-wife to put down reddit and pick up color theory.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

While Chris fucked his own demented mother, this woman groomed her own mother.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Fuck you Jerry! My 1991 Chevy Corsica is American made and still runs like a dream! Fuck you Jerry!

> White Outrage Industrial Complex

I hate racism. I believe all races suck equally.

Maybe if you guys spent a little more time out in the field in an anarchist commune you'd realize what you have to do without the perverted creature comforts of capitalist society.

The existance of Kim Kardashian is the biggest argument against capitalism

 

[Haint]

Dem dinosaurs iz all fake an shiiiiiieeeeeeet.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

A friend that I thought was based turned out to be cringe.

 

[I am vomit]

Lol she writes kids books now?

• The Grifting Tree
• Hopped up on Pop
• The Cats on the Fat
• Dean Eggs and Ham
• The Very Hungry Fatebeggar

We all saw your vagina and tits. Plz leave before you make any more 'mistakes'.

You wanted to be a southern housewife to a diabetic with anger issues who self medicates with Mello Yello and can’t get a drivers license or GED. Its what you signed up for.

I'm feeling so many emotions right now. I need to sit down with a uterus pillow to regain my composure.

Unfortunately God can't kill himself so he'll have to live with that knowledge forever.

Seriously, what the actual fuck was going through Joh's head when he messaged Null about her chronic yeast infection

Honestly, a human-animal hybrid trying to be romantic with a real life human-animal skull seems like the least disturbing thing that I’ve seen on DeviantArt today. Granted, it shouldn’t be something that one should be proud of.

Imagine training an ai purely on inflation fetish pictures would it just pump out indescribable shapes or would it actually make it like an artist would?

You just gave me the mental image of noodle man noodling out a window and hauling ass on his noodle legs as the popo arrived. Thanks, I needed the laugh

 

[Pissmaster]

"The Jewish man graciously agreed to waive the fee"

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

I'm going to shit my brain out of my own asshole. My brain would then grow its own arm just to make sure it was flushed down the toilet and drowned out of it's misery at the phrase.