random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[My Name is Mud]

We're witnessing schizophrenia in real time.

 

[Autistic Joe]

bruh what

And Q.E.D.:

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He's right, tho, it's a good img reaction.

 

[Cats]

my boii ry rangler droppin str8 wizdim

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Stupidity? No no, its pure genius to raise an army of meth-addicted attack squirrels. Nobody would ever see their death coming until its too late.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

null should fill random.txt with nothing but keffals quotes for a week to see the performative horrified reactions the twitter troons have towards them.

realized today that the gayest thing you can do is get your penis turned into a vagina and then someone fucks your inside dick with their outside dick. that's the ultimate form of dicks touching

posted by @Pitbull Victim

They hate the farms but spend their entire day here F5ing

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Source

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Someone had a custom decorated sheet cake in line today. Y’know those edible image transfers you can screen print and overlay on the cake? Well, this one was a picture of a very hick looking dude obviously taken from a Facebook profile and the words “good luck at your parole hearing, [very redneck name]!”

Joe Biden: kill yourself.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Spoiler: LORE

Nostalgic Critic kept the people in the basement, and one escaped. That person was Linkara, who then went on to become the killer in 1993. After years of hiding (by his internet fursona) in the 2000's, people never took note, until scott cawthon made the FNaF series. Now Linkara goes on rants to delude the fact that he was, in-fact, the person who stuffed the kiddos in suits 199x

 

[Meat Target]

I will endeavor to be less retarded going forward.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Griffon announced on her OF that she is getting breast implants. They are already pretty big so I guess she's hoping it'll fix the sagging.

Think she'll try to fuck the doctor for onlyfans too?

Wait, what do they need menstrual blood for? Do I even want to know?

 

[Meiwaku]

My brother started doing that after his two Piss Drawers rotted out. One was entirely filled and the second one was only half way. But the first one had the bottom burst and the fermented pee had stuff growing in and around it and it just ruined the whole carpet and dresser. My parents were not happy.

oh god you weren't being sarcastic when you said cum

There's a difference between being gay and not aligning yourself with the alphabet movement and being gay and opposing gay marriage/legalization of gay sex/anti-discrimination laws/etc. Even as a homophobe I can recognize the lunacy of the latter.

Never underestimate a coomer's autism.

Oh, joy. I can't write a single thread without being forced to look at trans porn, can I?

 

[LurkTrawl]

Look at his eyes though, blank as a shark, a retarded shark. There's no one home.

Look who came out of woodworks. Long time no see, dickgirl appreciator

 

[Dork Of Ages]

HRT has done more damage to the nerd community than crack rock did to the black community in the 80’s.

 

[Screed]

Suicide is not the worst idea if your problem is that you send yourself abusive DMs...

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Null is right about England.

Real women have good yeast in their vaginas.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Coroner's verdict: Death by Mental Retardation.

 

[Cantercoin]

First time I've ever seen a reasonable centrist position preceded by, "If anyone here has read Mein Kampf..."

 

[NoReturn]

Adding to the piss fertiliser thing

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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IM IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE BECAUSE INTERNET MEANIES
ALSO FUCK YOU LOSER I GOT YOUR ACCOUNT BANNED XDDDDD
Plz donate I'm afraid

 

[S.C.U.D.]

"*glares in autistic trans person* excuse me?"