random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Stormer_1]

>wiping tears from my ass

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

you can only feel compassionate when vividly imagining the Queen looking like a bug eyed, dead eyed Funko toy and not a real person.

Looks like something that a manchild or a pedophile would buy

I feel like the 'tism is probably a big part of this

Cuck Retarda of Recucka Law cowers in fear to the axewound

will he save his precious Jewtube channel and let it go like a buckbroken niggerboy who mouthed off to massuh?

exposed as a fat faggot with bitch tits

They all fall to hardball!

 

[I.B. Niggin]

I knocked the nigger out cold, got sober, and called that faggot partner you have a chink.
If all sides are wrong, I'd rather be the one with strength and will than a mopey, limp-dick commie.

 

[Activelo]

I’ve played more Persona games than you. I’ve played more Megaten games than you. I have a degree in English and a focus in fiction writing. My media literacy and my knowledge of this series are better than yours. Watch my video I made two years ago, ty. (A)

 

[Sprate Header]

What's with the autism tube?

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Normies sound like us because they are us.

 

[Blackhole]

when you're too fat to fucking breathe

amberlynn "george floyd" reed

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

They're everywhere. At the grocery store, at the DMV. The president's son is a porn star. George Floyd was a porn star. Kiwifarms was taken down by a porn star. You might be a porn star and not even know it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Nazis and Jews don't go well together, much like sex and children.

A post actually explaining what the fuck this is and what happened would be really nice.

 

[NoReturn]

• Neobotanists are cringe NIGGERS

 

[JustSomeDong]

The tranny selling me my face soap at Ulta complimented my kiwi corn harvest hoodie, so that was pretty funny.

 

[Cloacan]

I did dumb shit as a teenager, but you know what I didn't do? Willingly participate in movements that ruin my own and other peoples lives.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Remember that when you give up hope nothing will improve, always have hope for a better future even when times seem grim

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

A horse cock just flew over my house

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't really want to create an account just to look at orc porn.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I don't even want to think about the concept of Western degeneracy as our only bulwark against global Communism.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

He is trying to assemble the ultimate sex toy like it's Exodia.

A horse cock just flew over my house!

No it's not as hot if a woman you're harassing didn't run it over

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

we've reached peak autism in the thread to the point we dont even know what we were arguing about anymore

Utter degenerate scum. Ukraine's secret services need to find innovative way to stop the buttfucking while continuing to receive gibs from the West.

Hire me, I have good ideas.

Somebody get Zionist dwarf Ben Shapiro to fire the AK-50.

 

[Table Country]

The one I miss the most is "Jacking Off to Footage of 911" by Assfuck Gaycore, tragically deleted years ago

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I got a chuckle out of this Link

The ongoing Kiwi Farms situation is so funny because it's basically every big tech corporation and large financial institution fighting against one igor-looking mf with autism cobbling servers together in a Serbian basement.