random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Rembrandt]

Don’t steal that bar from me Nick, you fucking faggot.

 

[Gentlebastard]

>Play shitty chinese gatcha game
>Get harassed by a troon
I think you got exactly what you deserve, buddy

HAHAHAHA HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OWNED BY A 14 YEAR OLD TROON NIGGA LIKE JUST IGNORE THAT FAGGOT LIKE NIGGA JUST BLOCK THE FAG HAHA

I love threads like these. Pure, uncut, class A schadenfreude straight into my veins oooh yeah that's the good shit.

wow... really great thread op, meticulously researched and written, you have me convinced - i am going to do everything in my evil power to defend the honor of you, o noble 30 year old fat reddtor pedophile-sama, against the tyranny of some 14 year old......

Brah.
This looks like a hotel you come to die.
This is the place hookers avoid because it's too sketch.

“And yea, though you may walk into the valley of the dreaded fuzzy fruit and flightless bird bravely, know that you may never know peace as the ledgers of the sick and proclivities of the evil will be engraved into your kek-seeking mind forcefully and righteously. If you are not ready for this, the forbidden sickly knowledge of the internet and all its wily mischief, then turn back to your normie naive websites, you fucking faggot”.
~The Book of Kiwis, Foreword Warning

If the pitbull rips off Jack's dead arm I will take back all the bad things I've ever said about pitbulls and consider them a necessary evil. If it rips off his good arm too I'll consider them heckin' awesome pupperinos.

Nobody would molest Fatrick when he was a child, too fat, the logistics of it would be a pain in the ass, you'd have to hold up his gut with one hand while you roll his little dick between your thumb and index finger. Then there's all the sweat and grease he excretes, he would be like a greased hog.

TFW you think you've got a handle on most of the tranny shit and something belts you out of left field.

 

[PetiteFeet]

 

[6thRanger]

Instead of fantasizing about getting gang raped by niggers and killing the rape baby, maybe you should try and get a job.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

(SFW but ugly)

 

[Stan]

> I went to Sarah Lawrence. I am strong with the force of God.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Whoever wrote this should be shot

Dressing up as a leather daddy for Queer Halloween? That's like wearing your street clothes to a costume party and saying you're dressed as yourself.

I'm afraid to read the article but I think Procrastinating Queer would be a funny username

 

[tehpope]

Grug no like pp. Grug smash pp with rock. Grug now Grugina.

 

[Meat Target]

He tries to make amends by feeding poor black children, but through frequent unexplained accidents they always end up in his pepperoni grinder.

 

[Sprate Header]

This feels like the modern equivalent to trying to summon a demon to curse your rival and it just calls you a faggot and kicks you in the nuts

 

[Poonocchio]

Scott "This time the hot loads in your face weren't from dicks" Adams

 

[PandaChai]

it's pretty tame by Japanese Rape Game standards

owo

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Comments are 100% hyper jannied right now. I only see dick sucking.

 

[DrNow]

He’s just finding “things” and then masturbating with them.​

 

[Yamamura]

I Got Hit By A Car And Now I'm A Cute Magical Girl With Big Boobies!

 

[Poonocchio]

There is a nonzero chance Liz has watched MATI while dilating at least once.

 

[Meat Target]

If anyone out there can explain why homoerotic fascists keep seeking my company, please let me know.

 

[Gentlebastard]

We accept the death penalty for murderers, why not for pedophiles?

A woman has insulted your penis. Please follow this handy flow chart.

She has small tits -> "Shut up, washboard"
She has big tits -> "Shut up, fatty"
She has medium tits -> "Shut up, cunt"

tl;dr: society + clitoris

Belgium is even less of a country than Canada is, on both a de facto and de jure level. Its continued existence boggles me.

You beautiful son of a bitch, you!

It is amazing how they keep finding new ways to lower the bar.

We all already know the real reason these freaks want to "protect" kids from their parents of course. Same as a fox protecting eggs from the hen.

My kid went from breastmilk to brisket and blueberries. Like basically the best diet you can have.

Postmodern parenting: let your baby choose their own gender but God forbid they'd ever look at meat, eggs, or dairy products!

Hey everyone likes shitting on retards, it’s why this website exists!

It's just funnier to imagine the wildlife of Florida being just as methed up as the Florida Man memes.

Each time I eat a banana, I do so spitefully, black-heartedly. "Yeah, ya fuckin nigger, you like that, dontcha".

I don't remember asking those nasty-smelling, cheese-eating sex pest surrender monkeys a damn thing.

That crocodile had to learn to box to defend its cloacal virginity

Leave it to the dumb assholes on reddit to perpetuate the idea that when someone compliments you, you should check the person doing it for sensitivity.

girls don't poop, retard.

Maybe Satan won't let her into Hell if she doesn't quit this awful Jesus thing.

being disgusted at men pissing and shitting each other on the street in the name of Gay Rights makes you a bigot

"Why can't you be decent?" says the Jewish woman with a piss fetish, wants to get a frankendick, releases criminals back onto the street, and defends a known pedophile organization.

"Is transphobia everywhere?"

God, I wish.

Haiti is such a collective fuck up that even Canada was like "yea were not going to waste anymore money on you because you're such a failure". When other nigger countries are saying the country needs an intervention you know you are a fuck up.

I wish KF was as dangerous as these lying histrionic faggots pretend it is.

Don’t go to bed with men who vote far right, left-wing leader tells women

Someone needs to write the article "Don't Pay For The Woman's Food On A Date If They Vote Far Left" and watch the outrage.

Listen men you should take it as a point of pride you deep dicked a woman from a they/them to a she/her.

I'd much rather a pastor tell me I'm gonna burn in hell for liking the rock n roll over some smug pseudo intellectual talking about how a sky daddy doesn't exist as he sticks a banana up his ass

Preaching to lefty moth to avoid the chud flame is just not going to work.

Its ok conservative boobs are bigger because they are full of patriotism

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

I'm not above bullying a literal retard.

 

[Meat Target]

I raped and slaughtered thousands of deadly nigger kike faggots over the weekend at Arby's for funsies and now I am king of everything and powerscaling or some shit.

Total nigger death: An erotic light novel

It doesn't matter how I look at it, it's you guys' fault this still doesn't look like a vagina.