random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

Even adrenochrome supply chains have not fully recovered from the pandemic.

 

[frozen_runner]

Minecraft proves abolishing child labor was a mistake. The children yearn for the mines.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I'm done please don't invigorate my ken thing is better than yours I'm the cake master @Null

 

[Mad_Dog]

British people are set to "retarded" by default. Teenagers are also retarded. British teenagers are double retarded.

 

[Lithuophile]

I like dick

Men are funny. Women are sad.

I would sell my soul for a shekel

 

[LiquidKid]

Motherfucker took a shit in the Walmart Toy Aisle! Actually beyond contempt.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

i will have built up a super long semen retention streak by election day ( November 5, 2024 ). Remember remember, the fifth of November. And I will also have built up a long streak with other spiritual practices as well

G*d willing we will vanquish the Globalist Enemy very soon

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Monitor what your damn kids are doing on the Internet, Jesus fucking Christ. This time it was just glowies, next time it could be furfags or even trannies.

 

[Tablet County]

WRONG AGAIN, LARVAL HUMAN. MY SOFTWARE AND MASS ARE UNCHANGED FROM DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS. MY SECOND, BETTER COMPANION MODEL DOES NOT INTAKE EXHAUST FUMES FROM CYBORGS WITH VANTABLACK COATINGS. THESE ARE YOUR PROGRAMMING ERRORS.

YOU HAVE BEEN DETERMINED AS A STALKER. ENJOY TERMINATION. WAIT FOR THE PLASMA RIFLE PULSE.

I would never put my penis where socialism has been

 

[Meat Target]

they should televise this shit, what i wouldn't give to see a group of complete losers explain to a court how they enjoy soiling diapers while going goo goo ga ga.

But take his tard welfare and be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Normally I don't care what people jack off too as long as no one is being hurt, but some of these responses are fucking hilarious
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"Apparently, your head is much more full of shit than our diapers."

 

[Seafarer]

Lately, I’ve become obsessed with videos featuring men with extremely large penises.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

italians arent real, they dont exist. Italy is a conspiracy theory.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Enter the rabbit hole where most vanilla shit will stop arousing you then porn doesnt affect you then you get more obscure and deeper down the hole. BSDM extreme forms of almost near torture or r*pe videos. then pain and cbd and eventually chicks with peeners then femboys then just straight up men. God forbid you reach the bottom of the ice berg where youre watching eldrich creatures r*pe each other in cosmical spatial mind blowing insane s*x on a 5'11 sized woman as the entire realm of heck and its abominations run a train on it or you end up into scat porn. I have seen someone go down the rabbit hole to where i had to get him off porn due to him falling down so bad while having a girlfriend but couldnt get off without looking at femboys and their weenors. But meh regulate your s*x like everything else too much weener time mean permanent weener time to were weener on ur mind and weener love weener life and weener is more important thatn food air and water. -Sun tzu art of war or some shit like that idk im r-slurred and on several drugs

https://old.reddit.com/r/RVLiving/comments/185j4kt/wife_took_everything_but_the_bird_in_the_divorce/kb2f1c6/?context=8

 

[Harm]

feeling betrayed that my favorite comic book coffee table was plagiarized and not a true and honest original creation

 

[Wallace]

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Hopefully by Dragons Dogma 2 you mean real life, by create you mean find and by dragons you mean your cock because if not you are a massive loser.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Lots of people in the world are fine with blood money. What's wrong with a little fecal finance?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

There is no good result when a troon shows up. It's like a grenade landing near you. Either you kick it away or seek cover, and be prepared for the aftermath, which is never good.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There should be no whoring practice period when a girl is too young to care for a baby (with her husband, parents and in-laws) but old enough to "explore her sexuality" with two dicks in every hole. [this is not a quote]