random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cobson Gemson]

"People say... uhhhh... you know what, this, this fella's real smart. But it's really a British accent, and then being incredibly dumb. Uh... I have no idea how to do most basic tasks."

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

On the contrary it's been great. Makeshift orphanages run by drug dealers great!

 

[Asian tech support]

I knew a guy who worked at the TSA he was a fat Greek dude do they just look at everyone who walks at the TSA and goes sorry you're in too good of shape and you actually look like a police officer you need to be at least this fat this ugly or this black to get a job here

 

[MrJokerRager]

I'd rather live in a pro-America America.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

That's right, we're going to Mars and blacks are NOT ALLOWED! Mars will be a NO-BLACKS ZONE! They can have Phobos, at most.

 

[MrJokerRager]

NIGGER YOU DON'T LIVE HERE

 

[Aunt Carol]

When I make disgusted faces at my phone, they’ll occasionally say “stop looking at fat ladies, mama” and know it as “mama’s website”

They’ve heard the mati podcast in very small bits when I don’t realize they’re in the house. My ten year old says Josh’s voice is nice.

 

[Chongqing]

I think it's funnier if the context of this quote isn't considered.

I wonder when Muslim Chris will behead himself for blaspheming by claiming to be Jesus and for polytheism because I guess he must be a pagan as well then? If Muslim Chris kills CHRIStian Chris, will Muslim Chris go to CHRIStian hell for denying our lord and Saviour Chris?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Speaking of animals. There's a lot of gay sex among giraffes.

genetic dead end jizz propellers

Nigga's using the chinese girl filter in a video responding to allegations of child grooming.

Incel, tranny, anime avatar. The dark triad.

If we dig enough we are guaranteed to find a fursona.

The beer bottle on one night stand and the CPAP machine on the other are the touches that make that doppelgänger porn next-level funny.

Furries are just the prehistoric version of trannies

From Viper's Wikipedia page and pointed out here:

"Carter regularly wears tight women's shapewear, which he refers to as "the hornace (harness) of death" or "THOD". He wears multiple THODs at a time, and claims that the pain felt from wearing the shapewear strengthens his "resolve to be number #1". Carter also alleges that wearing shapewear made him contract pneumonia in 2016, which he says nearly killed him."

 

[Meat Target]

the kid slave can butcher just fine (that's a rare fucking sentence).

 

[PhoBingas]

I can't believe MandaloreGaming sold a sex slave to a Rap Superstar

 

[whatever I feel like]

@SSj_Ness it doesn't really work when you remove the part about me being invisible.

 

[Gentlebastard]

This would be a funny skit if he wasn't serious. Well, I suppose it IS still funny with his flawed logic in a sad way.

on topic discussion is fucking gay

There really isn't any female experience that trannies won't sexualize. Not even being burned at the stake.

going on a diet means cutting out vegies and eating more cheese and sausage

Nothing says unprocessed and clean eating quite like value brand "meat" with petroleum derivatives banned in most first world countries like propyl gallate and BHA.

Apparently the NRA is a Russian organization with the end goal to supply Americans with guns? What a complete fucking idiot! I've seen more coherent Kojima plots.

>be the free speech board
>ban people for free speech
I can smell this mod in his gooncave from here. Hasn't seen sunlight in 5 years

This is some deep cover Judaism.

Two max vaxxed trannies dating? What will kill them first: the ACK! or the vax?

a parasocial relationship, but more retarded

After reading this I can only conclude it is long past time for Jesus to return from the heavens on a fiery chariot.

 

[Hitman One]

"Let's Talk NanoAggressions: Women-Of-Calories In STEM Face Limited Diverse Emoji Hair Styles"

 

[JustSomeDong]

Here's his Wikipedia. His new charges have been placed under a "Legal issues" section, which is akin adding a new "International issues and human rights controversies" section to shoehorn Germany's 1933-1945 years under.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

its a shame im considered on your level this is like putting computer hackers in jail with sex offenders

 

[Aunt Carol]

The denim shorts, the huge chain, the butch haircut, the Iron Maiden shirt - these are Pooner Kabuki.

 

[Spud]

lots of things feel good. Have you heard of opiates? Rape? Cannibalism?

 

[Dr. Butt]

As punishment for taking someone against their will and imprisoning them they took him against his will and imprisoned him. When will the cop responsible for this be brought to justice? And then the cop that arrests that cop? End the cycle. Legalize kidnapping the homeless. It's a victimless crime.

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

Thanks nigger