random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I got my balls stuck in a garden chair once when wearing swimming trunks which were way to big for me.

 

[Mr Bunny]

there's no feeling more gratifying than child abuse.

There're always opportunites for random_text.txt

 

[Aunt Carol]

Expecting good vibes in a public men's shitter is completely unhinged retard shit.

 

[Wy4M]

The "Chonburi organ" is something that cis women don't get to have.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-17449866

 

[Seafarer]

If your music can be described as lo-fi I can definitely kick your ass.

 

[Tablet County]

Slow down before your heart a-logs you again.

please daddy Nicu don't kill me bro I swear the production increased 10 fold the peasants are lying again collectivize harder daddy please

 

[RACISM]

my cock is not impressive

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You hold all the power. Stop being a thin-skinned little nigger bitch and you will win.

Recognizing a nigger by how he breathes is a level of racism one can only wish to reach.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Abandoning heraldry for vexillology was the worst mistake civilization ever made. You never blazon tincture a tincture. How am I supposed to notice the blue chevron next to the slightly lighter blue chevron?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Can you imagine Hawking trying to vocalize his pleasure by typing away on his gay little keyboard thing?

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
MORE
MORE
ALMOST
YES
YES
YES
MORE
MORE
GOOD
YES
YES
YES
ALMOST
ALMOST
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
AIEOU
AIEOU
AIEOU
JOHN MADDEN

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

My mental image of Steven Hawking "participating" in an underage orgy is just a bunch of kindergartners button mashing on his speak and spell.

 

[Shard]

Dayum Al Gore got fat.

More like Al Vore

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That's an ukulele, that's a complete different type of gay.

Oh yeah the manga that introduced bestiality to the general weeb population.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Saying you should kill yourself is not a death threat. It is a death request.

I personally support equal voting rights. And by that I mean men shouldn't be allowed to vote either.

 

[Pedophobe]

Action and consequences, has there ever been a more tragic combination?

Saying you should kill yourself is not a death threat. It is a death request.

 

[Tablet County]

"You illegally operated a locomotive in a residential area!" said the fat bearded fuck Sir Topham Hat.
"Oh no!" Puffed Henry.
"I'm sorry, but we must wall you off in train prison".

Just wanted to clarify. Got Cog out of the toilet or got Cog out of the house?

 

[Johnny Salami]

Having trouble sleeping due to some shit going on RN, check my thread in Mass Debates for more details.

 

[Would]

If I saw two dudes kissing, I'd film that too. It's not something you see everyday, especially in public.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

At this point, I've been routinely disappointed by Square Enix's releases for twice as long as I was enjoying them...but the old stuff was so good that I can't fully give up on them like some kind of battered wife who keeps going back to her husband.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's like these retards that google "How long is cyanide detectable in the body", "life insurance payouts" and "cheap flights to Hawaii" minutes before they poison their spouse.

Watching a normie trying to understand the Autism Vortex he got sucked into is always a beauty to behold

plays him like a 47-chromosomed fiddle

Shit, I had no idea that diets were as simple as sticking to one food group, portion size be damned. I'm going to start a Milka and grain alcohol diet.

Every time trailer trash dies a pawn shop gets a Taurus.

GAMERGAAAAAAAAAAAATE!! KIWIFAAAAAAAAAARMS!!

i hate how recently most 'bad/weird cooking' genre webpages became a compilation of "black man looks at someone doing something kinda silly and goes 'OH MAH GAWD OHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NAHHHHH HEL NAAAAAA MAAAAANG NAAAAAAHH BRUUUUH' while they mug the split screen camera" videos