random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MrJokerRager]

Jews are niggers.

 

[RACISM]

I for one am more modern and civilized and use condescension instead of anal raping to impose my dominance.

 

[Tablet County]

Man, I’m such a shithead that the phrase “weaponized sexual violence” made me giggle.
Like, I’m imagining some Oppenheimer shit going on in the secret US Rape Department.

Hamas footsoliders were also carrying plans written in German for a masturbation machine and something called "Der Holocauster".

Look here, look listen. Now is a great time to invest in gold and lead.

I met Steve Martin once. I told him how I liked him in Three Amigos. He then killed me by dropping an anvil on my head.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Giving a jewish woman power is like voluntarily sucking on an AIDS needle

 

[Pedophobe]

EAT, PRAY, SHIT

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Some guy in the Rittensneed watch thread said:

My hard drive has the capacity of 4 millipedes

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

This is also what happens to the minority troons but honestly there's just less of a tragic element there from my point of view. They just got roped into our decadent society by their parents/grandparents who came here seeking a fat paycheck. I am not sympathetic TBH fam cut your dick off Alejandro like I give a shit.

PS: fuck the Capellen Confederation - the Taurian Concordat is going to grind you slant-eyed commie fucks into breakfast sausage and use your bastard mechs for spare parts.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is the worst endorsement of anal sex I've ever seen.

Forum drama: what a great way to start off 2024.

He's planning something foul. I know his kind.

I love watermelon too. Could live without grape soda, but probably not without grape Jolly Ranchers.

Lawd have mercy... the baby, the "woman" the kid in the background saying "DAS A GUD CRUNCH MOMMUH"

WITH THE GODDAMNED SMOKE DETECTOR LOW BATTERY CHIRP

Yeah, when I sadbrain post it tends to not make a lot of sense. It's like trying to interpret music.

 

[Tablet County]

I have so many questions I'd like to ask, but my interviewing style has been lauded as "A mental root canal", "Brings back memories of the Gestapo", and my personal favorite "All the warmth of a Siberian gulag".

I guess you can have your tranny cocks sucked and dry at the same time too.

I dunno, maybe you should be more proud of your cock by using it.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I think Josh should stick it up her pooper.

Don't be a coward, Joshua Coomer Moon, and take the brown pill

This is the worst endorsement of anal sex I've ever seen.

(this one has been mentioned already)

Well, are there any GOOD endorsements of anal sex?

Typically the ones that don't mention the involvement of fecal matter. There's good endorsements for everything if you're persuasive enough.

This whole exchange works, if you can fit it in smoothly.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

We are not being gay opped by the State of Texas.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

You need to understand making the sex trafficking argument to a coomer probably just gets his cock harder

 

[goodgrief]

These two walk in similar circles. She doesnt have to stalk the buffalo to know where the buffalo roams

 

[Hitman One]

Your mistake was responding, all the women on this website have severe mental issues.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

i've seen her arm

 

[Tablet County]

This whole exchange works, if you can fit it in smoothly.

You just need appropriate lubrication.

Nothing gets a women going like "Have sex with me NOW or I am going to go mentally fuck an asian woman in the asshole through my iphone screen."

Your life is already over stalker train. You have been instructed countless times to stop running on this track. Continuing to do so constitutes felony locomotive harassment. Enjoy (train) prison.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Happy New Year from Ben Collins!:
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Everything is Gamergate.
beep boop

 

[Skitarii]

Yes stalker child, we did use coof-tests to DNA profile 98% of the planet. We will now initiate Sustainable Development Goal 1488 - Total Jew Death

 

[Tablet County]

If you're going to fight gender roles, just make sure the gender roles don't end up kicking your ass.

also since OP is literally a faggot, it sounds like he's projecting. namaste.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Suicide by meat day 2 vlog.

The autistic male prose really shines through

Meat cures everything. That's why lions and sharks live forever.

Have fun dealing with my burner accounts asshole

Get the fuck off the farms, nigger. We don't want you here.

Pokemon be culturally appropriating black folx language.

AT LEAST HEINRICH HIMMLER WAS THERE FOR HIS FUCKING DAUGHTER

Born too early to travel in space, born too late to rag on sexless anime nerds.

*opens the thread expecting some retarded tweets and fat jokes*
*sees 3 pages with Nazis and Himmler pics*
OK, I guess my lunch will be entertaining.