random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There's a zero percent chance this woman ever starts behaving with any kind of decency regardless of what anyone says or does, short of a padded cell, electroshock therapy, and a pimozide prescription.

 

[stupid frog]

She looks like Fred Durst without the gotee

"Now troon in, now troon out, hands up, now hands down​

Back up, back up, tell me what ya gonna do now​

Breathe in, now breathe out, hands up, now hands down​

Back up, back up, tell me what ya gonna do now (c'mon)​

Keep trooin', trollin', trollin', trollin' (uh)​

Keep trollin', trollin', trollin', trollin' (what?)​

Keep trollin', trollin', trollin', trollin' (uh)​

Keep trollin', trollin', trollin',trollin"​

​

 

[Meat Target]

There's nothing stealthy about this fat cuckold. He couldn't sneak up on Helen Keller.

 

[RACISM]

had a downie in my sunday school for years and got a firsthand education. she was very cute and i didn't trulyy understand for many years why she couldn't be my girlfriend

 

[Gog & Magog]

Haiku:

That is a stink ditch,
It won't make you a woman,
You won't ever be one.

 

[PhoBingas]

Freeze, you Chinese overflow parking lot

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Turbulence is a myth. What you're experiencing is the pilots yiffing each other and constantly knocking into the yokes

 

[soft breathing]

Thanks bro, now the sexual tension between my shotguns barrel and my mouth is getting more intense.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Imagine Chantal losing out to someone else in a God of Farts competition.

Fuckin laughed so hard I broke into a coughing fit

 

[Kookin]

Both of her husbands have tested positive for covid.

 

[Blasterisk]

Amogus in the circumcision blood

 

[Tablet County]

>Be a musical
>all of the songs are shit

Men will literally make up a whole cult philosophy rather than admit they're gay

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Lefties love to bang kids.

"Hello, I am Microsoft SAM, please show me your butthole"

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Because when you eat your girl's pussy full of your own cum, you have that girl completely.

Niggawut

 

[Black Man Underwear]

i don’t know about you but there’s nothing straighter than fucking your friends in the ass

 

[Sundae]

In regards to this story:

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/secret-chabad-tunnels-new-york-1234942995/

I swear I keep hearing yiddish under the floor in my NY apartment. (I live at ground level and we have no basement)

There are Jews living under my apartment. I hear them its like they are digging or something. For the record: I live at ground level and we do NOT have a basement!!!

I AM NOT CRAZY

 

[AnOminous]

In regards to this story:
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/secret-chabad-tunnels-new-york-1234942995/

"Dick Stroker X"

sounds legit

 

[Tablet County]

"Dick Stroker X"

sounds legit

stop staying things that are so retarded they make me think you're british

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Can't stop me from jacking it.

 

[Harm]

They will kiss between a sheet of paper with a drawing on each side, Hulk Hogan for DSP and Mayor McCheese for Kat.