random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Laughing Muttley]

I haven't seen it posted yet; but damn is it deserving to be featured.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

"I feel like I conquered another step on my peeing journey"

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

It looks more like the forehead blitzed it in the name of lebenstraum and put the hairline in a ghetto so the forehead could claim its rightful eighthead status.

 

[Elisabitch]

While twerking, he invented turning the other cheek.

168 hours a week, I fuckin love it. 24/7 Can't stop won't stop I'm always grinding and I'm ALWAYS hustling

 

[Winzler]

Counterpoint: You are wrong and gay.

 

[Hitman One]

In a now-deleted Tiktok video captioned “Gojo after Toji jumped him colorized,” Azzy was shown squeezing her used tampon on top of a Gojo Satoru scale figure with her bare hands.

 

[Oliver Onions]

That's Randazza's money now, my nigga.

 

[Skitarii]

I, imam kiryu declares a fatwa againist @Catler for being a dirty saudi furry kafir who wants to subvert glorious nation of iran.

 

[JustSomeDong]

The tree of drama must be watered from time to time with the sputum of lunatics.

 

[Skitarii]

If you expect me to Inspector Gadget myself into a trash can, you got another thing coming.

 

[Meat Target]

There are no partially eaten dead hookers in my house.

I can't abide food waste. It's the entire hooker or nothing.

 

[Pissmaster]

After having to repeatedly watch numerous videos of suicides, murders, dismemberment and rapes, he had a panic attack and asked for help. This employee worked as a content moderator at a company that serves Meta, which owns Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp. He was told to go to the fun floor: a large game room located in Barcelona’s Glòries tower, where the content moderation offices for the Californian tech giant are located. He sat staring blankly at a ping pong table. The fun floor didn’t help him at all.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If being gay was a choice, I'd be slurpin' tadpoles all day and night. Unfortunately, only autism is a choice.

 

[Law]

Wow OP, you made a post so bad I'm siding with the Pedo out of principle, that's impressive.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I know some countries that, if nuked, would solve a lot of problems.

stop calling him a cuck!! i haven't been gangbanged on camera for almost a whole year now, isn't that good enough?!

The test of whiteness, real or honorary, is whether or not you can appreciate a real French omelet. Appreciating quality mayo is the second test and it's one of the reasons why the Japanese, weird as they are, are honoraries.

You have to have fermented piss for brains to have this be a persuasive argument.

There are two things that are ALWAYS true about MTF selfies:

1. If the face is visible the subject cannot seem to smile naturally
2. If they're at home and the room is visible it's not merely messy, but a "bitch you live like this?"-tier disaster zone

It's absolutely deranged to call that a "receding" hairline, that implies gradual and natural processes. It looks more like the forehead blitzed it in the name of lebenstraum and put the hairline in a ghetto so the forehead could claim its rightful eighthead status.

Every time I think they reach a new low or they’ve run out of drama they push some new craziness out.

You know someone is in good health when they have trouble controlling which direction their eyes are looking when making different facial expressions.

his idea of normal is something anyone else would find as a fucking medical emergency. Unable to breathe? Normal. Unable to wipe? Normal. Barely able to see? Normal. Everyone telling him something is wrong, attempting to give him proper advice, or seek professional advice as if they're his MOM are the abnormal ones worrying about his clearly improving health as he's learned from his expert brother Charles and random people on tiktok. 5000 calories a day? Normal, he's got to eat before he eats. Do you want him to starve or something?

"I know I'm not a 10"
Retard you aren't even a 2

Maybe being an insufferable cunt makes your friends go away?

It’s now at the point I can click on any topic and find a troon in the replies who is easily mockable. It’s like barrelfishshooting.

 

[Hitman One]

How do people have enough time in their day to write a small novel on how they want to be a fat gay pig. I mean, just read the Ralph thread.

 

[MrJokerRager]

"MUH RUSSIA!" "MUH CHINA!" "MUH RUSSIA!"

How can anyone still take these geriatric ghouls seriously?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Black Man Underwear

you have never heard of a nickle?

@Lifeguard Hermit

nopoe

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Regarding Patrick Tomlinson:

Patrick is the man the girls in the Man-hate thread talk about

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

this is why i like kiwifarms. some dude decapitates his father and forum users are arguing about opus vs. FLAC.