random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MrJokerRager]

Fuck you and die you disingenuous boomer niggercattle.

Straight to thinking about black dick with you, are you certain you aren't American?

I aint having shit. A dying evil empire run by israel first commissars commanding an army of mystery meat niggerfaggots and trannies can have all the wars with Russia and China they want over the next couple decades. Me and mine will have no part of it.

Stop using fucking .webp you fucking faggots!

 

[BirdUp]

Tits. I like tits. Big bouncing jiggly tits. The more the better.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I guess it would seem strange to Americans - clean, everyone behaving like humans, no niggers stealing without repercussions. Yeah, totally weird.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Ben Shapiro is white. with blue eyes. from east europe. his last name is SHAPIRO ffs. hes not a jew. the white europeans that pretend to be jews, like Shapiro or Hitler are working at the behest of Islam and/or other cults

 

[Spud]

I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

There is not a single person that actually hates the Kiwi Farms.

 

[greasyArchivist]

I drowned my underage catboys in the bathtub I use to make DIY hormones

— Keffals

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

People don't hate shit because because it's brown. They hate shit because it's shit. If my turds were paisley, I wouldn't suddenly put them on my mantle. Maybe this sheeny faggot should actually look at the ideologies of these fucking leaches who happen to be identifiably brown?

Stop being retarded in public or I'm gonna piss of the jannies by starting a slapfight with you.
MEDS. NOW.

 

[Judd]

gonna name my son Bossman due to how inspirational BMJ is. instead of working 40+ hours a week, im gonna gamble all my money away.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Guy is a globohomo war hawk piece of shit and now that his family is slightly inconvenienced by a bunch of randos with their little buckets of fake blood I am supposed to feel sorry for him

"B-b-b-but what if the positions were reversed!?"
I don't fucking care anymore.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Some of you have oddly specific insight on the inner workings of the fujoshi mind. Kinda sus.

After seeing the crack apple gif, I believe the apple he used was Golden Delicious.

Seems some MN members call us clitoris farms now because our logo look like one (the whole not just the visible tip). It's hilarious and I love it
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"Is all this desire to rename it Clitoris Farms just because so many people have trouble finding it?"

EDIT: NaL: “you know the columbine shooting, right?”
Cobes: “…yah, I’m aware of it…”

This is a dark day for people spanking it to Dwarven women all over the world

Now, I am going to prefix this by saying you should never do it a mass shooting (sorry if some find that controversial)

The Kiwi Farms and The Mystery Of The Shooter's Crotch

local meth aristocracy

Yeah fuck KiwiFarms.net. They were a bunch of racist losers.

Now KiwiFarms.st is ok because they’re African. They get an n-word pass.

Focus on the dead Nigger. Please.

 

[Tablet County]

sucks to be evil, couldn't be me!

Hold your horses, it's alright - there's still racial bias in police beatings.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

STOP DISCUSSING YOUR MOTHER'S VULVA ON THE INTERNET YOU STUPID CREEPY SOW

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

WOMEN WHO ARE GIVEN TO EXCESSIVE CARNAL DESIRES ARE CURRENTLY IN A STATE OF RAGE.

 

[Brain Power]

What, are you saying you DON'T circumcize your breasts? Are you sure that's hygienic?? Bacteria live in the folds! I just think a girl should look like her mother. Yes, sweetie, I already took her to be circumcized while you were at work.

I present you with this curse: imagine if breasts had a penis-like foreskin that covers each boob from chest to nipple. Retract foreskin to reveal nipple. This slaking squirk sound is the sound your finger makes when wiping the smegma away from the areola.

 

[Poonocchio]

Here's an amhole where the "clitoris" is shooting out of the stinkditch like a xenomorph's second jaw

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Being in the kiwifarms feels like having a crystall ball that is almost always right. Makes you feel smug with yourself but nobody fucking believes you because crystal balls are retarded.

 

[BirdUp]

"Novel AI," a popular image AI, generates beautiful two-dimensional girls and boys.

 

[Gentlebastard]

What you don't want to finger a vagina and feel a clump of ball sac hair that got mashed up against the back while dilating?

I had never heard of or seen this person until I saw your post, and then they suddenly showed up on my timeline immediately after, so I think you've cursed me.

I'm not mad that you said it, I'm just mad that I didn't think of it first.

You forgot to point out that:

1. He's fat
2. He's a faggot
3. He has alarmingly pendulous bitch tits

Shocking that you, of all people, would forget this. Otherwise you're right.

Serves me right for being on Insta, I suppose.

It looks like he's eating a rotten carrot, which would be somehow better than his current diet.

"Just because food's in the room doesn't mean it's going in my piehole." (Press X to Doubt)

the way he conducts himself on Reddit suggests he's some sort of next-level autist. Definitely one to watch.

the defining hedonism and tragic absence of impulse control which have relegated and confined him to the scootypuff throne upon which he embodies the cardinal sin of gluttony

The truth which even Jack knows is that he is eating as much as humanly possible as a means of raging against the dying light in the only way he knows to, perpetually seething in the knowledge that he can’t take any of his gud meats with him, where his ignited fat will burn as the brightest candle in hell.

Only point of note is he posted the worst case of cone moobs I've ever seen and then cried about it.

I want both sides dead.

in the case of troons: coddling them is infinitely more cruel than making fun of them. No one ever got their dick removed because of a post on kiwi farms. hugboxing on reddit has lead many people to destroy their bodies and lives

Let me put it this way. Autists are retarded and I don’t wanna be a retard.

At least the people doing this are willing to document this nonsense on social media for us to laugh at.

As a rule, the type of fuckers who doomsday prep have about enough canned food and ammunition to last roughly two years.

Their diabetes meds last thirty days.

as a eugenics enjoyer I highly avow giving sexual deviants anything that will encourage them to kill themselves

I think this is bullshit. But funny bullshit.

Is this how our Cyberpunk dystopia starts? Not with cyborgs or invasive body implants but with malware filled vibrators?

Insecure phone-snooping pooner discovers her fiancé watches porn and it ... this is the worst thing that has ever happened, prepare yourself ... it has ladies in it.

we just have enough self awareness to keep our retardation to ourselves instead of aggressively sharing it with the whole world