random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spud]

I love going on rampages, killing innocents

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I’ve been pwned into silence

Why do you keep doing this to yourself?

What's the point in "internet fasting" when you still let random Internet men live rent free in your head?

I don't think eating ass is a very Christian activity

 

[Chongqing]

"Yeah daddy, stick it in my disabled pussy"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I’d point my gun sideways at him and accidentally shoot the school kids on the other side of the street

Yo, lemme paint you da picture, aight? So, I'm strollin' through the block, mindin' my own bidness, when suddenly, I hear dis loud squeal. My eyes shoot up and I see dis big ol' pig-man lookin' like he just stepped outta some twisted fairytale. I ain't stickin' 'round for no bedtime stories, nah mean?

So, I holla back at dat pig-man, like, "Aw hell naw, craka, I ain't playin' witchu!" But dis pig ain't backin' down, no sir. He hits me back with some squealin' gibberish, talkin' 'bout I'm wrong or whatever. Next thing I know, dis dude starts rollin' down dat hill like a runaway train, except he's more bacon than metal.

Now, I ain't 'bout to be no bacon sandwich, so I gotta think fast. I dip, duck, dive, and dodge, dodgin' and weavin' like I'm in a street brawl. I find me a dumpster or a fire escape or somethin', anythin' to hide behind. Ain't no way I'm lettin' no pig-man steamroll me today, nah mean? So, I lay low until dat porker passes by, then I book it home like my life depends on it. Ain't no bedtime worth tanglin' with a pig on steroids, you feel me?

 

[Gentlebastard]

"I'm not disappointed you beat off to little girls getting fucked by horses, I'm disappointed you got caught" is a wild take nobody will love.

None of this is rooted in any sort of rational system of belief, it's just autists chasing the electronic equivalent of Pavlov's bell.

Just reading "_N_I_G_G_E_R hasn't broken our safety policies" somehow makes me feel nice.

Patrick will never fall flat on his face. His fall will always be broken by his big juicy bitchtits

We bought a Blåvingad whale instead, it's good for hugging when surfing the SRS-thread, because you can hide a bottle of booze in its mouth (it closes with a zipper). I recomend it to all fellow transphobes.

Why would he need to wear a fatsuit? He is already an obese catamite of gargantuan proportions.

his skull’s probably soft enough at present that you could drag a tortilla chip through it and come away with a scoop of whatever Dr. Dreadful shit his right eye has gelatinized into

Our lovable Khazar Pooner returns, with some great hot takes including how she pisses on people's things like a dog, and how her vagina steams. No, I am not joking about the last part.

if you were to plop Pat down in the middle of Lake Michigan, it would be possible to see him from Chicago, Mackinaw City, and also Vladivostok.

Everyoe knows if you actually want to an hero you have to cut down the street, not across the road

You've already been told many hundreds of thousands of times to not act like an adult taking constructive criticism in good sport, stalker.

Enjoy the thread-prison baby child.

I love the incredible realizations and interesting questions that this person brings up.

"Why would men want dick? Are they gay?"
"Why am I getting sexualized?" Said by the man dressed as a bimbo.

subskribe to my blog to have early access to my next entry "i just found out that lesbian women don't like dick!".

 

[BirdUp]

The ignore report: rough estimations

Of ~116 users I have on ignore, about two dozen of them are “hard ignore”: trolls I know by name and don’t want to hear from. Then we have the “soft ignores”, numbering perhaps 36-40. These are people I don’t really have a grudge against but they were being so autistic in one thread that I had to mute ‘em. The rest are those weens who think it matters if they go back through your postings and give every one a negative rating. I blocked you guys just because you were messing with me menchies with 20+ notifications you rated something “Mati”.

 

[Breadbear]

they unleashed a great and powerful autism, the likes of which have not been seen since the days of the dimensional merge.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I can score a near perfect 100 on an IQ test, but my personality tests all come back ***TILT***.

 

[BirdUp]

your dick is deformed af nigga
actually Kill youself you subhuman inside out nigger

 

[Jewthulhu]

• I'm not fat
• I'm probably not gay
• I haven't masturbated in over a week.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Who the fuck considers it a human right for little kids to access gay porn?

Who the fuck thinks a crude drawing of a fakeboy having spicy straight sex is gay porn?

 

[Rotollo 2]

All Discord users should be institutionalised.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Let us lock all the childfrees and whateverfems in a pit and throw pitbulls in for them to raise

superior mayonnaise is readily available.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'd rather have my incel son fuck a McRib than some ran-through hooker.

That is disgusting. Almost as disgusting as fucking somebody for a McRib.

 

[Tablet County]

women anger him, as an inaccessible glass of water would anger a man dying of thirst.

And she disd Frodfo

 

[Sawamura Simp]

If you think about it, women in shoulder pads is Political Sperging IRL.

EDIT: THINGS SOMETIMES HAPPEN. EAT SHIT REDDIT. PRAISE COBRA'S MAGIC.

OK, last response. I'm sure people must be bored of this so if anyone is really interested in my relationship with pornography, they should slide into my DM's.

I wouldn't even watch porn of you

Joe Biden is so old that Patrick Tomlinson is really fat.

 

[Haloperidol]

It's hilarious to me picturing you surrounded by a bunch of liberals, hanging out, then retiring for the night on the Kiwi Farms as username "racewar420"

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Gangstalker #32194

its loud when i shit

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Favs list

>Drug/Alcohol Use
>Very Fat Characters
>Belly Play
>Small Cocks
>Public Humiliation
>Moobs
>Dirty Talking

This nigga wants to fuck Ethan Ralph

 

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Drops . Fuck you nigger.

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