random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MrJokerRager]

It would go even faster if she lost weight

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Ikr, back in my days all we had to worry about was getting scammed in a dodgy trade; now these young’uns gotta worry about getting 360 HRT no-scoped in the dick by some closet pedo in a dress.

 

[frozen_runner]

Perhaps she 41%ented herself which means she died a natural gender Gremlin death.

Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer and/or Questioning, Intersex, Asexual+ (meaning more)

being a faggot must be a full time job

Something smells rotten in the state of Denmark and for once it ain't the stinkditch.

She died of attention starvation, being in a bathroom stall alone meant she went 1 full minute without talking about her turboqueer poondyke transcunt fyvegender causing instant brain death

 

[Pedophobe]

Don't pay to get doxed by worthless e-celebrities.

 

[Spud]

I'll fucking shoot that wheel of cheese wheel instead with a 300 Winchester Magnum and see who wins the Cheese Wars. You feeling lucky cheese wheel?

 

[Pedophobe]

Kiwifarms officially declared ontologically wholesome.

Thankfully I lost all my normie friends years and years ago, and only hang out with skinheads and their immigrant girlfriends these days

If someone tells me that they're queer, they're either straight with a bad hair dye job, or they're some creepy deviant who'll fuck anything that they can stick their dick into.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

How many times has this never happened?

I'll admit that I used to get off on some obscene loli stuff back in the day.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I wish there was a stronger retard sticker, you don't belong in a trash can, you belong in the incinerator.

 

[Poonocchio]

It rubs the head upon it's skin or else it get OwO'd again.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

THIS NIGGA PAID FOR A KIWIFARMS FEATURE

 

[Pedophobe]

One of the most upsetting things about the internet is you can never be sure if someone's being facetious.

 

[Tablet County]

Do journalists really have nothing better to do than to show me the sexual escapades of 3 fat people.

Gary Coomer was arrested by Sheriff Law and was sexually assault in prison by Angus Gaylove.

I KNOW I'M IN A SIMULATION YOU FUCKS. YOU CAN STOP REMINDING ME.

 

[Pedophobe]

Looks like the actual random_text.txt file just got an update. It's all "quotes" now. Good stuff.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's kind of hard to shoplift a jar of mayo the size of a 55 gallon drum.

I unironically yearn for the day the Legion takes California. This place deserves that kind of government.

I knew we were on the worst timeline, but this is fucking unbelievable.

I remember when I got my first ban from 4chan in 2006 for not sticking to posting Japanese Gravure girls in / s /

Ah, yes, my favorite Jew...

Gandhi.

Null went back in time 13 billion years to feed that galaxy and I can prove it.

I wonder if there's a chart with a percentage breakdown on passing

Take a blank piece of paper. Write a zero in it. Done

We can all sit back and laugh at furries, and nobody gets us fired from our jobs for doing so, but the minute you chuckle at the retarded sped in a dress, oh no, that's a heccin' transphobia, no job for you!

Just a public service announcement just because your in a picture doesn't mean its good or that other people wanna see it.

I can't believe this person actually thinks, "Yup, someone's gunna want me...any minute now. Any minute now".

"my attempt to be gay 8+ months ago"
Hahahahaha, how? How do you get so desperate for pussy that you start sucking cock?

The fat retard fell for an obvious parody account and is now actively coping and sneeding in his replies.

 

[MrJokerRager]

This is some incredible vintage Commie rhetoric. We should be thankful Best Korea is faithfully maintaining this proud tradition of excessively-adjectivized bullshit in the face of modern rhetorical degeneracy.

 

[MrJokerRager]

No human built anything has ever gone to Mars or the moon

 

[MrJokerRager]

this is an interesting way to lose the guess the race game.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

This whole situation is a Lamborghini of autism, we went from zero to fucking retarded in less than a second.

(ETA: adding words deleted by cats.)

This had to happen the one goddamn time I decided to touch grass.

My racism cannot abide the B-word. I want to mock his skin tone and facial hair, but deep down I'm just envious of his bejeweled turban and flying carpet.

Can anyone work out what this person is trying to say. I don't speak drug addict.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Trying to find the Moon Landing thread but for some reason the link keeps dropping me in the Failed Elementary School thread

 

[Abella]

"Hey we're gonna kill the closest annoying tranny we find, because Chaya Raichik was appointed to our local library board!"