random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DumbDude43]

Every moment you spend thinking about Kat Dennings is a moment you're not thinking about something important, like Warhammer figurines or Hitler.

 

[Omori Boy]

Their gunts kiss and it's very cute.

 

[Law]

I got a better idea. If you are disappointed in the lack of quality shitposts, how about you make one? Make the thread a better place.

 

[figgernaggotte]

I don't know why it's some huge overreach to say that this retarded woman should not be peddled around and sold as product on the Internet. There are pictures of her that Riley sold on Fansly where you can see skid marks in her panties because she doesn't clean herself properly and doesn't notice even when doing nude photographs. That's the level of intellectual ability we're talking.

 

[Tablet County]

My bad. I confuse all manlets with Matthew Broderick who killed a mother and daughter in Ireland and got away with it in the 1990’s.

You had me very excited to learn a guy I hate is even more detestable.

[dumb post I can't delete]

I just realized Gideon’s beard is made of ears.

Dislikes: Sakura Haruno from Naruto and Hitler.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm not advocating for the judge to be raped, maimed, and killed in that order or differently...
...but I'd understand.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I think there was an assumption among parents, teachers and librarians that reading Harry Potter would be a gateway drug for reading books in general. Instead, it was a gateway drug for watching Harry Potter movies, consuming Harry Potter merch, visiting Harry Potter theme parks, and wanking to Harry Potter fanfic.

 

[AnOminous]

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Naruto and Hitler is now my favorite anime.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Just a reminder that Germanoid albino forest niggers were living in mud huts and worshipping tree stumps when my people already ruled Europe and Asia from Korea to Hungary.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Female children are, in fact, children.

 

[Water 2.0]

Stolen from this image from the RPGNet thread

Spoiler: image

I woke up this morning planning to structurally analyze episodes of Master Ninja and The Incredible Hulk

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

This literally sounds like random.txt material lmao

My penis exists in my head.

I think about sexual fantasies, about how if my dick was real I'd fuck the girl I love in the ass.

My imaginary penis was hard for hours. Rock hard as a flintstone.

 

[Tablet County]

You are a confirmed gypsy, shut the fuck up. My grandfather put your ancestors on a train to Auschwitz-Birkenau.

That is a very unusual boast.

F - friends who do stuff together
U - you and me
M - mexican slave laborers

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Abigail Shapiro in latex tying up her brother forcing him to worship her feet while electrified clamps DESTROY his balls and a cattle prod DESTROYS his prostate with FACTS and LOGIC

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I'm actually white

Gypsy is not white you nigger

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SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE VERSUS POPULUM SAAR!

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Why is there no Indian content sticker?

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Every moment you spend thinking about Kat Dennings is a moment you're not thinking about something important, like Warhammer figurines or Hitler. You should hate her for that reason alone.

 

[Pissmaster]

If you want Mint Salad to not be pimped out and pissed on then you're just a simp. My name is Dax Herrera and I get pegged and suck cock at burning man.

 

[Pedophobe]

I suppose a public laughingstock is a sort of public figure.

Imagine not being able to make racism funny.

I consider myself racist but that is the kind of racism i am just not on board with.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Satan wouldn't let it slip that he dresses up like a female cow named Juju and gets fucked in the ass

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Real manly men hunt and rape other burly men, POOP AND BLOOD.

 

[WonderWino]

My imaginary penis was hard for hours. Rock hard as a flintstone. Hours making cloth penises for my boy bears, only to realize I missed the gym cause they closed at 7.