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[Meiwaku]

Also Alesha is at the hospital to get an onion out of his ass (no joke)

I don't think I have seen a racial or ethnic group go from being tolerated to absolutely hated and despised as quickly as Pajeets. It's impressive really.

I swear some of you in this thread did not get beaten enough as children. The compassionate side of me wishes I could have been there to give you the bullying you so obviously lacked.

Pretty sure that things have more or less returned to normal on iFunny. Hard to tell because of all the MAGA posting but I’m still seeing casual racism and homophobia, along with the occasional death. it’s hard to maintain moral with things like this. But I call it a victory over mod team.

When the day comes that you realize you hate niggers, please think of me, smiling.

Why does your hugbox get to have border security but our country doesn't?

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Allow me to rephrase my analogy is a way that caters specifically to your niche interests:

In the Kingdom of Equestria, where brightly-coloured ponies with names like Vajazzle and Boipussi, gambol merrily in the Lollipop Meadows,

 

[BirdUp]

Gamers speculated that he’d killed himself.

 

[Tablet County]

What's an anagram for ginger?

White is white is white—unless it's a Jew, or a gypsy, or a slav, or any of the cucked white nationalities like white Americans, the Nords, the Germans, the French, the Spaniards, the Hungarians, the Italians, the Poles, the Estonians, the Swiss, the Anglos and all their descendants, etc.

holy fucking shit do all vtubers have 10 sock accounts and do they all order their autistic discord troon armies to sweep it up? Are furries also like this?

Equestria is under threat from whoever the antagonists are in the Brony universe. In a broader perspective that would probably be pedophile hunters, though I assume the more local threat are honey badgers with AIDS.

 

[Spud]

I've been watching women wrestling and rope bondage videos, and you know, I think they might be okay.

 

[Miquella]

It fucking hit me like a dumptruck full of Bad Dragon products that the entire time the media wasn't lying to the general public

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

if you post unspoilered NSFW unmarked AI generated revenge pornography of the Vice President of the United States, you have broken at least three rules in one go

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

lol fat

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Mcdonalds Hamburger last forever and Donald Trump is mostly mcdoanlds hamburger even going so far as to name himself after the company. Thus he will last forever.

 

[Random Internet Person]

No. I'm just saying it's funny that Latinos & Asians are fine, but niggers is where she draws the line.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Whatever happened to the old school vagabond wino bums? You know the train hopping guys who just wanted to get drunk and sleep in boxes?

I agree that we need BBC Pidgin to become the international language and be the only language for air traffic control.

You've got to be kidding me (...he wasn't kidding).

Erm.....what are you doing algorithm-chan?

I am begging you to spoiler this
Edit: On behalf of the entire kiwifarms, thank you

Yes, comparing a toy to the real thing it's based on is stupid. Why have sex when you can watch porn? Actually don't answer that they might agree with that assessment.

There's fedposting and fedposting.

Burning thousands of dollars into mutilating yourself in a painful and crippling-for-life way doesn't sound like good financial judgement.

Nice event horizon, stupid.

couldn't be fucked reading this but 18 pages of smooth brains sperging about pornhoes who didn't get blacked might give you some information or a giggle

Busted a gut when the ceiling bird chirped, A+ content

 

[Nigga Bullshit]

Oh we're in a autism onion, layers upon layers my guy.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

We all need to kill ourselves so the aliens can take us home on comet Hale-Bopp.

is a man not entitled to his hat and spear ?
No! says the man in Washington, it belongs to the feds

Of course he was a lone wolf. Look at that fucking kid, do you think he had friends? Please.

I could never agree with the Glowies to [REDACTED] because if I fucked up, they'd make soyjaks of me

You can't ever live that shame down

Breadtube and tranny porn

Model 2.0 should scream "NIGGER" at irregular intervals and also shoot jets of flame.

Meow? Meow.

Listen Jack, we strolled the street around a couple of bad boys. But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t bring the battle box to the porch. These monkeys will shoot to save Democracy.

Not even the bus driver is sacred anymore.

They’ve been behaviorally conditioning innocent men like Null for decades. I’m sick of the feeder propaganda.

fucking hell I have had it

There isn’t a single non-issue we won’t make into an issue

Pepperidge kiwifarms remembers

I don't care what the nigger glowies have to say about it. It's a fucking cat.

I'm starting to think we might have some issues with deciding on what the central plan for production in the anarchocommunist society will be after this session of deliberative democracy.

Also, just to clarify i do NOT look up black cocks, cock sizes or cocks at all online, i am not some kind of crazed cock connoisseur. Just bringing up some stuff i stumbled across in the past whilst i was looking into the Jewish connection to the pornography biz lol.

Taking the sewer slide was one of the last endings I expected.

 

[Tablet County]

ATTENSHUN WAMMAN (female) OF KEEWEEFARMS WHAT WAS THE SEXEST SEX SEXY YOU SEXESED WITH A FAT GENTLEMAN WITH A DOG AVATAR?

 

[Pissmaster]

the first thing i googled when i was 5 was the word poo and i found ratemyshit.com

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I thought you were quitting the internet, Salad Dodger.

ideally targeted at the viewer

 

[Black Yoshi]

No wonder the restaurant is called Taste of Home. The food test like building materials.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

Having sex with an Indian makes you a nazi because Mutahar is an Aryan.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

My Mom once confused it with Minecraft, which genuinely pissed me off for how famous, mainstream and old Tetris is.

 

[WonderWino]

It's only grooming when it comes from the Grooming region of France, otherwise it's sparkling pedophilia