random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Oliver Onions]

It was the six year old that asked for clothes, the nine year old was on cocaine.

 

[Big Nasty]

Found this thread because of the gay guy spamming gay porn.

What I'm saying is this woman is a fag.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Also gosh, there’s that phenotype again. Do they grow these people in vats? The same dead eyes, long faces, prominent teeth…. Same hair pattern . Eerie

never be a sex pest, kids

Reading this must be what pegging feels like.

free asexual polyamorous troon anal hook blowjob?

Very vintage porn vibe.

"It's not that I can't get sex, it's just that sex isn't appealing to me!"

Proceeds to download terabytes of lolicon

"No she's actually a 700 year old vampire!"

Oh, how far we have fallen when the presumed conservative calls Slavs "white"

[THIS IS WHAT COMMUNISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]

Mr. "I don't care about America" unsurprisingly talking about America once again.

When you finally go all Deliverance on his anus make sure you address him as "my lord" and especially ensure you always speak with a British accent.

Not much gets me on the internet these days, but I genuinely feel sick now, and it’s not just the hangover.

 

[William Tyndale]

Dude, she looks like the ghost of a child whose NPD/BPD mother drowned on a swamp in 1968.

 

[Pissmaster]

Jokes on them I had a lot of fun acting out war crimes.

 

[Pedophobe]

Let it never again be said that online hate is pointless. This is so validating!

 

[Thé au lait]

"[God] is just turning me into his little sex kitten, that's what God is doing. That's what God is doing. *purring noises*"
-Shanny for Christ
Mad at the Internet; March 13th, 2020 "Banned from the US for thinking about the N word too much", timestamp 39:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9brVSlbW3k4

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The scrotes are the next on the boats.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Saying "please stop sending me pictures of your disgusting butthole, I'm asexual" is a cheat code that might actually work, even if you were sending that same person pictures of your own butthole ten minutes ago.

jailhouse gay, but instead of gay its japanese cartoons

 

[Syzyg]

Absolutego said

In short, if personal insults are your entire response, it’s flaming and it will be deleted/you will probably be warned for community infighting. If personal insults are exchanged alongside a more generalized rebuttal to their point? It’s probably ok.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Trannies can't fathom why anyone would pass up an opportunity to look at children's genitals.

You seem like you might be a creepy weirdo, or at least half a tard. You can't just open a conversation by asking every person you meet how they feel about tranny's.

 

[Gog & Magog]

The other day, on my way to college, i saw a nigger child going to school. That was my "the west has fallen" moment

 

[Hitman One]

@Doctor Love is permanently banned for repeatedly inciting violence.

The juxtaposition of the username and the reason for banning made me laugh.

 

[tehpope]

why the fuck are people bringing actual kids to a race riot

 

[alpro whore]

You never get so mad your gums recede? Pussy.

 

[grenouille crétine]

[video of pooner Kelila/Kayden Coleman and her babydaddy]

Meet The Man Who Impregnated Me The First Time []

 

[Pissmaster]

i was raped by my dead father

 

[Gog & Magog]

I get everything I want with my current lifestyle

Besides general longevity and health

 

[Aunt Carol]

Are these the same pride flags that were up her butt, I wonder?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I don't know if I actually have to explain this but I care zero percent (0%, not at all) about England or its well-being.