random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Day of the Cope]

"Honey, quick, I need daily blow jobs or else I'll be tempted by the children who are fans of my show and I might send a picture of my penis to one or twelve of them!"

 

[Thé au lait]

21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> GOOD GOD CHRIS, AT LEAST MAKE HIM EARN IT
21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> DON'T JUST BE LIKE HI, I SHIT MYSELF
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(20_January_2009)

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

Have you ever considered turning off the electronics, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?

What series of events must occur in one's life to lead them to co-opt skibidi toilet into a mechanism to push pornography onto children.

"It doesn't cost anything to not be transphobic"
Actually, to the contrary, not being transphobic has proven to cost everything.

 

[Meat Target]

Imagine curing the blindness of children so your troon friend can blind them again with their misshapen bits.

"MRS. BEAST HERE, and today we're going to tell 1000 kids not to tell their parents!"

A great man once called people like this "nigger cattle."

I could ask my lawyer to draft up a C&D against you for being gay.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

To celebrate the Olympics, I'm going to beat my girlfriend today.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

N Word Count: 0 (lmao)

AOC looks like the pooner version of Donkey from shrek

It's important to note that Chantal later turned on Justo for his support of Israel because she's currently being fat with her retard husband in Kuwait.

You either can't read, are literally too autistic to understand context, are being intentionally ignorant, or some combination of the three

No nation on Earth is safe from censorship

Glory to this website

Bonus:

Entering litigation voluntarily is generally considered "fucking retarded" in legal circles.

 

[Gentlebastard]

not wanting to be raped is rightwing

Grindr also treats men badly. Dates there often end up with at least one guy getting fucked up the arse.

He's lost all right to be a shitlib just for that

Excuse you. Some women out there do constantly piss themselves for various reasons. Thus trans women are WOMEN.

Be better.

It isn't like men are just going around skinning road kill to prove how manly they are. Unless you boys aren't telling me something.

"I'm so empathetic, everyone who doesn't think the same way I do is more dog than human uwu"

“You don’t know disgusting until you’ve shared communal bathrooms with a hall full of yt girls”

This was retweeted by a serial e beggar that has had sewage in her basement since March

What happened to the old mantra of "Don't like, don't read?"

That's being pro-ship, which means you support the trafficking and gangrape of five year olds.

"haha, jokes on you, i KNOW that i'm a gross faggot!"

He's so politics-brained he can't even watch a cute animal video without trying to make it about racism, lmao.

 

[BirdUp]

I'm not gay. I really, really like women.

@Sneed S. McSneedensen

 

[Rembrandt]

In sum: the bulk of fanfic authors are autistic/ADHD 'asexuals'/biromantics/bisexuals who are overwhelmingly white.

 

[Pedophobe]

first, a primer. i was confused, angry, upset, and MATI

 

[Meat Target]

He is Swedish after all. Have you heard them speak to each other? It's like bird sounds if they had a beak full of gravel.

 

[tehpope]

I'm voting for Pete Buttigieg because we need a president who sucks cock and eats ass and gets fucked in the ass with cocks and eats cum

 

[macrodegenerate]

I have proven beyond a phantom of a ghost of a hair of a shadow of a doubt that my plans to dunk women into water and cram donuts down their throats does not in fact worsen their health, but rather improves their health.

 

[Rotollo 2]

my theory is hes just mankinds mediocrity congealed from across the globe into a singular being of sub adequacy

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

and all that will remain of your legacy is an online footprint that is unmistakably fat

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

pple didn't get everyone buying an iPhone by selling it as something that would strap you down and chop up your balls.

Apple would not have sold as many iPhones if they sold it as the iGenintalMutilator. Most people don't their balls chopped up, troons notwithstanding. I'd wager even most troons did not initially yearn for castration. Nobody goes from McNormal Person to wearing slutty spinny skirts overnight.

 

[glad vlad]

It's like a fish hook for your butt

 

[Idea Waifu]

"I would like to indicate that the -- that the petition drafted by the county itself indicates that the children were in no knowledge of any drugs being in the home and are not aware of any use, and any testing of the children that would result in drug use according to the children would be because of secundary exposure from some other source"

-Nick Rekieta

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[Aunt Carol]

A penis is warm, throbbing, moving.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Are you retarded I just said I DON'T HAVE VOICES IN MY HEAD! Fuck sake you piss me off.