random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Haffhart]

I warned you niggas not to trust the tiny hat man telling you how fun it is to learn all about demons.

How long until he pulls a Wily Coyote and runs into a wall painted as a tunnel?

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

That's just confusing, "Canadian" is already a a slur for Canadians.

 

[Gentlebastard]

A lot of "Asexual" people I've had the misfortune of encountering were either just some level of pornbrain or... I'm not sure what the term for "jailhouse gay, but instead of gay its japanese cartoons".

"Well, I am sexually aroused by other people but I'm not devoting 90% of my waking hours to some activity related to cooming; I must be asexual."

I know that the whole "urban bugpeople think food materializes in the grocery store" is mostly a meme, but it's still astounding how little some people know about what food is or where it comes from.

Kevin is attracted to himself

Out of all the degenerate shit he's into, this must be the most depraved one.

Don't be like Destiny.

"I only mention gender special shit 100 times a day. Why does my family keep bringing it up?"

A long time ago, me and some buddies were chilling at the seaside. A trashy looking chick with a Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder walks by. One of the guys says:

"That broad is going to get really fat and that tattoo is going to turn into Big Bird."

I am not questioning it, I am explaining so that everyone understands how bad it is so that we can all mock it more effectively. Like having aimbot on our hands so that we can direct the rotten fruits and vegetables into their faces better.

 

[HamFan]

Eat

Eat again

Eat more

I chose Burger King today

 

[Gog & Magog]

Now, I'm not a degenerate. But, I wouldn't mind engaging in rough sex with a particularly thicc orc woman, and getting my pelvis reduced to dust in the process. Am I going to hell?

 

[Dr. Butt]

‘let’s drink vodka out of a bucket with a face painted on it and see what happens lol’

 

[Moth to a flame]

"because of my autism, my grandmother passed away from cancer"
"TILL THE DAY YOU FUCKING DIE!!!!! BOMB YOU. BOMB YOU. BOMB YOU. BOMB YOU."
"*intense monkey noises*"
"LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE SLVTCRUSHER AMEN BREAK AMEN BREAK AMEN BREAK"

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Where is our self hate thread where we can talk about our own faults and find ways to fix them?

An Anti-Christian Reddit Group Falsely Reported A Family To Child Services

 

[Pedophobe]

We're reaching levels of cope that shouldn't even be possible.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I could be wrong, I do have friends into this stuff, and they seem content to make up games where they are robots hunting for the holy crack pipe whilst battling zombie junkies in glasgow park.

jerk off, get some clarity and revisit this argument you're making because it's not a good one.

If people don't have a way of watching K-Dramas on Netflix they wind up making their own drama. A good portion of the time it winds up with somebody seriously injured and/or fucking dead. At least the actors in a TV show can always wash off the pig blood after filming is done for the day.

I dunno what the next gay thing will be other than it will be gay

We didn't send people to gulak we sent people to concentration camps or just shoot them are we at least do it publicly and at least shoot people for legitimate reasons betrayed the government that betrayed our ideology debt or homosexual so are you going to the concentration camp and taking long to be less gay

Brain worms, dude.

same black pill is harsh reality!

 

[seri0us]

Who the fuck is that? I’m me not some gay nigger.

 

[Meat Target]

The Brain is a strange thing - all it takes is a few mismatched wires and now you have a diaper fetish.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The only reason I've ever heard of this song is because of a horrendous Roblox gay porn meme I've seen once

"We need to stop Netanyahu and end the genocide in Palestine "
"Here's some more Call of Duty trans pregnancy porn!"

When he leaves, you will be able to tell by the weight distribution between the continents shifting. Tsunamis are expected.

Your source was Daily Mail. Do you realize how ridiculous you are?

This guy is uncanny. It does look like it should be satire, but it's just... not.

"I have always ignored trolls..."
- Porcine Retard after four years of arguing with his toilet on social media

I hope I come back as a ghost so I can constantly torment troons by whispering their deadnames in their ears.

I can explain this as I've just eaten 4 sticks of butter raw.

No dad, I’m not that type of pervert! I’m the other type of pervert!

You want to hear a quasi-racist rant that would make Hitler blush? Get a EBT social worker drunk.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

As an "Obese tsundere gator" enthusiast, I realized it is indeed in my best interest to support him in this endeavor. My favorite ideas proposed during the exchange was an interesting and practical system of ropes, pulleys, and broomhandles designed to allow his hypothetical fat queen to traverse the land within a kiddiepool affixed to a forklift which the lucky woman herself would dexterously control via the aforementioned system of ropes, pulleys, and broomhandles.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Holocaust porn is better than pride flags up the ass porn.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Nice to see you sperg out though, I'll be sure not to make you feel sour about heckin' wholesome chungus niggercockerino ever again

it's ironic how this thread gives the feeling of your dick shriveling and going back inside your body

One woman is a cum dumpster, one an Olympic athlete- makes ya thunk.

This is like one of those "locked room" murder mysteries except everyone involved is alive. And fat

Autism is pretty much responsible for most trannies in general.

 

[Bored & Confused]

Hi, my name is Enoby Dark'skinn Shaniqua Raven Butts and I have a big ebony black ass (that's how I got my name) and a lot of people tell me I look like Precious (AN: if u don't know who she is AWWW HELL NAW, get yo white ass out of here!)

I'm also a bitch and I go to a subway station in Manhattan (that's in New York). I'm a nigger (in case you couldn't tell). I love KFC and I buy all my food from there. A load of spics laughed at me. Put up my middle finger at them and then shoved them under a train.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Doomerism is so fucking gay.

 

[supremeautismo]

What does "actually liking vagina" mean?!? Sit and stare at it for hours?! Do these "queer straight people" invite a vagina for a fancy dinner at an expensive restaurant and sit and talk about books and theater for hours?

 

[Aunt Carol]

You have committed crimes by posting that rectum, stalker child. Enjoy prolapse.

"Trannies!" I shriek, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! --here, here! --it is the FLAPPING OF HIS PROLAPSED RECTUM!"